#crack*

[wistfulwatcher]

#pit girl identity confirmed #the only way mari would let misty get near the food #is if mari IS the food

[dozypigeon]

i've seen people say that tricia and the iss astronaut should kiss (they should) or that henthena is happening (also yes) and i bet you're wondering why there's so much lesbianism in space and that answer to that is closer proximity to the moon and obviously the moon is a powerful lesbian herself so.......

[kn4ves]

when did they turn you into a marketable plushie

upon my ascension of popularity. but remember this, whom ever decided to create such a nonsensical version of me will rue this day, they will pay with their lives.

[marienttes]

I'm going to get your pregnant Sandrone

EXCUSE YOU.

[vixletserenity]

"YOU!!! DID YOU SEND DIALGA TO ATTACK ME MR. EMMET?!?!?!?!?"

Proceeds to get hit by Roar of Time from being distracted

[mirakeul]

for you, @kirakirasaku enjoy a little kenma drabble i wrote before sleeping HAHAHAHDGGS

kozume kenma prided in the fact that he knows you very well, thank you very much.

which kind of lead to this... mess.

now, when you went to the gym to start practice with the boys, what you were expecting was the net set up and the boys already halfway through their warm up.

not... whatever this is.

“kenma’s right,” your bestfriend said (what are they doing here what—), adding a point (you think) to a tally board next to kenma’s name. counting his, it would equate to about eight points, if that were points. below it were the names of the other members, with kuroo second leading with barely two points. “again.”

“oh, come on!” yamamoto whined, no lines beside his. “how come my answer wasn’t accepted!”

“because it’s obviously wrong,” your boyfriend, kenma, said. “they’re allergic to it, not the other way around.”

you chose that moment to make your presence known. coughing, you watch the boys turn to you as your bestfriend just looks and turns away.

“what is going on?”

“we’re trying to see who knows you best!” lev said. “so far, kenma’s winning.”

“obviously,” kenma scoffed, turning away because he doesn’t want the attention.

now, this meant different for the other members who didn’t know your relationship with the setter. with kuroo, yaku, and kai the only ones to know, they weren’t entirely surprised with the whole kenma knowing you best ordeal.

“yes, well, i’m not following why this was important?”

“you’re our manager since us, third years were first years,” kuroo said, smirking. “they thought they were gonna win.”

“we thought any of the three of you were gonna win,” inuoka said. “you’ve been with them the longest.”

kenma found his place next to you, absolutely relishing in your warmth. like a kitten. you turn to him, asking him if he’s okay with the team knowing. he just shrugs, telling you that if you were okay with it, he also is. he’s just worried but everything bubbled down when you reached your hand out to stroke his arm.

“yes, well,” you said, your lips turning upwards. “none of them are my boyfriend.”

it took a while for them to understand. but then... there was chaos. yamamoto can be heard screaming, inuoka and the others were subdued but still asking a lot of questions. lev... is lev.

“i now remember why we don’t want to tell the team.” you whispered to kenma. he cracks a smile at that. he takes your hand and asks you for a game night. you smile, agreeing as you both stood and just watched the chaos. 

reblogs are highly appreciated!

[phraohs]

“....”