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"What in damnnation is always so wrong with these blondes?"

"Gloria, I don't think that's a good idea, actually!"

takes a really big deep breath. pulls out his kazoo.

WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT HORRENDOUS NOISE, IS THAT A DYING AURORUS??

Stares directly and doesn't blink, nor break eyecontact.

"Machamp has six limbs and is therefore a bug type."

@lunarhazed

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"Oh, I'm so fucking sorry, I didn't know Shadow the Hedgehog was allowed to have opinions on cinema. Piss off, you wet towel."

@tabletbound INSTRUCTION MANUALS CONSTRICT CREATIVITY.

@unchcsen

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By ways of sign language;

I PUNCH REALLY HARD. AND CAN LIFT ABOUT A DOZEN MAMOSWINE. DOES THAT COUNT?

#crack.;