» random shit i’ve said and thought about saying, part 4
tw: food mentions, suggestive.
❝ we as a society need a cultural reset. let’s bring back epic fail. ❞
❝ she always knew what i wanted, the mind-reading vibrator. ❞
❝ people don’t care about brands. they care about instantly recognizable symbols — like cats, anime boys, and playstation. ❞
❝ this is an exhausting text to receive from a bitch on a saturday night. ❞
❝ i will now make my sadness everyone’s problem. ❞
❝ live with your sins, your regrets are part of you. ❞
❝ it’s been a while since i’ve cried my eyes so bright red. ❞
❝ are you fine? like, are you good? ❞
❝ do you want cisgender beef? beef that is raised without the use of hormones or steroids? ❞
❝ i was simply letting the soft melodies of the piano caress me. ❞
❝ i think the moral of every story is that forests are beautiful and fascinating but they are also dangerous and terrifying. ❞
❝ i keep mistyping ‘henry’ as ‘herny’ and it makes me lose my mind every time. ❞
❝ my hands are cold but my heart is warm. ❞
❝ i’m sorry i said i love you, but — i do. i do. ❞
❝ you know what? i think i’m gonna be mean and cruel and say that if someone has a problem with me, they’re just going to have to tell me. ❞
❝ i keep forgetting that people like to message me without stating their purpose in doing so. it’s very inefficient, but apparently, it’s “polite”. ❞
❝ are you testing me right now? are you trying the patience that god gave me? ❞
❝ so this one time i was walking back home from mcdonalds and — no actually this story is too traumatizing, i don’t want to get into it. ❞
❝ it’s so easy to not be a freak. ❞
❝ i keep forgetting that relationships are supposed to be something you want. ❞
❝ i keep forgetting that relationships are supposed to be something you want. like, it’s not something you do because you put in your relationship resume and you got a call back and you just put in your nine-to-five; like, you don’t have to like the job! ❞
❝ i should never have thought that being kind to a fellow human was the answer. ❞
❝ but but but but… working myself to the bone is my love language! ❞
❝ i don’t have any opinions, but boy do i have feelings. ❞
❝ got cake got booze got games on my phone to play, it’s not all bad. ❞
❝ honestly, like, i don’t think about that, but i should think about it because it is very impressive. ❞
❝ i’m just having a crisis. maybe that’s my fallacy. ❞
❝ literally my only friend is fast food. ❞
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