#cracked corn

[wouldwind]

Keeping at least one foot warm (days like these) | Garder au moins un pied au chaud (jours comme ceux-ci)

[pleasant-plant-x]

[mumblelard]

in the backseat or sopor city

walking down an old dirt road listening to boris and experiencing an extended full-frame reference error and i don't care

[paradise-x-hunter]

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Since this one doesn’t have a ship with it and I honestly don’t think you want an Anon x Jordyn meme, let’s do the Ship of the Month ;3

Send me a ღ and I’ll fill this out about a ship

I love little domestic memes so I decided to make one myself and yes.

Who’s the first to wake up in the morning:

Illumi. He never needs sleep. So he will be awake. Always.

Who’s the one to make breakfast:

Neither of these Chuckle Fucks can cook properly. Either Illumi makes bunny apples or Hisoka feeds him his bungie cummies

Who’s the one to serve the other breakfast in bed:

Illumi. Except he just throws the entire tray into Hisoka’s face.

Who would suggest a quickie in the morning before work:

Hisoka

Who suggests they both ditch work to lay around all day:

Currently their work is to kill one another. So. I don’t think they’re gonna be doing that. But if they absolutely must. Then Hisoka.

Who chooses the movies:

They’re allowed in movie theatres?

Who initiates kissing during the moving, thus distracting the other from the movie all together:

Hisoka Tries. Hisoka gets pins pushed into his face. Like he deserves.

Who orders lunch:

Illumi’s got butlers. There is no need to order, mon cherie, he’s already got this.

Who steals food from the other’s plate without asking:

ILLUMI

Who curls up next to the other and falls asleep due to a full tummy:

Illumi. He’s like a cat. But more annoying and even more of an asshole.

Who distracts the other from trying to work at home:

HISOKA

Who asks to go get ice cream like a five year old:

Illumi

Who takes pictures of their partner eating ice cream:

Illumi. Did you know that Hisoka sucks the ice cream out of the bottom of the cone? Fucking heathen

Who makes a sexual joke about the dripping ice cream on their partner’s face:

HISOKA

Who cooks dinner:

The butlers.

Who cleans up the kitchen afterwards:

The Butlers

Who stays up until 2 reading:

Illumi reading ‘1001 ways to Kill Your Fiance’

Who stares at their partner while their sleeping:

Both could do this but it’s more likely Illumi would. Just…those eyes…staring into your soul.

Who kisses their partner while they sleep:

Hisoka tries.