Oct 18, 2021
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"Why do I hear boss music??"
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*Music can be heard in the distance via violin*
"....."
"Why do I hear boss music??"
// Don’t listen to Sami she’s not always right. Her wife says so.
@bigshotgspamton
“I’ll vague post about you all I want, you little moblin.”
“Cold leftover pizza is amazing and no one can change my mind.”
might I get a little Paid Promotion as a treat? (legendarylullaby)
Send “Paid Promotion!” + (URL) For my muse to recommend the blog as if it were an establishment!
If the blog has an establishment, they must promote it!
@legendarylullaby
“Ah, dear me! I’m flattered! I can bet not many have the honor to promote Her Highness, Princess Zelda. Ahh, what an honor indeed! For you dear, I will certainly do my very best!”
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Everyone when Tortus says he’s a bad father:
“..Blood is supposed to be in certain spots in your body, lad.”
Every Ganondorf Tortus has met so far: "YOU ARE A STUCK UP RICH HYLIAN ASSHOLE WITH NO UNDERSTANDING OF A HARSH LIVING."
Tortus: "....BITCH. I WAS HOMELESS FOR 6 YEARS AND DIRT POOR FOR 5 YEARS. WITH AN ASSHOLE DEMON WHO GOT ME KICKED OUT NO LESS. BUT GO OFF I GUESS."