Apparently Sexyversity team fell apart at some point and the game seemed to be cancelled last I checked, BUT the whole 0.5 version of the game got leaked by some devs who were pissed off at the others. Its a bit hard to download though so I might reupload it if people are interested.
There was a whole public meltdown on an askblog they made together Sonic for Real Justice style (but like real and not staged) and that is currently on the internet archive as well but I need to find it again. I'll link it in a bit. It has some interesting info but most of it seems to be out of context.
also Ellis changed urls at some point and made a crackship generator that's gaining traction,
They moved to twistedpictures on tumblr/haunthtml on twitter at some point so. Yeah. Don't harass just block. Their crackship generator is the one with the sansmaeda art
Here’s a randomizer that spits a DD pairing and two trope options! You can use this to get ideas for your writing or drawings, to find new possible ships you’ve never considered, or just to get a good laugh at the cursed randomized results!
(More about it under the Read More!)
Special thanks to @reynauldapologist for all the feedback and testing! 💕
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Tapping to change an item:
Let’s say you got your favorite ship, and instead of randomizing everything from scratch, you just want to see some other tropes for it.
Jester ❤️ Bounty Hunter
truth serum and huddling for warmth
All you have to do in this case is to click on the tropes to change them!
Jester ❤️ Bounty Hunter
tied to the bed and serenading
The same goes if you want to change just one character, you can click until one you like better shows up!
Jester ❤️ Leper
tied to the bed and serenading
--Update June 9th 2025: the above no longer works like this, you can only tap to switch the characters, not the tropes anymore! I’ve sacrificed this to have non-repeating tropes, much better results from now on!
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Monster and Enemy dilemma:
One thing you might have wondered, why did I separate “Enemies” from “Monsters” in the toggle options? Isn’t the Shambler, for instance, a monster and an enemy? Yes, he is! But see, there is at least one monster who isn’t an enemy (Abomination beast form), so I made it this way so those who might want beast Abom won’t have to go through all the enemies!
Additionally, someone might not mind seeing their favorite character shipped with a Cultist Brawler or a brigand, but could get pretty upset to see them sorted with the Swine Pig or the Shambler. So not all enemies are the same!
I was conflicted over separating human enemies from monsters, cause there are some who are classified as human but are also eldritch (the Collector) or beast (like the swine folk). So I decided to put in “Enemies” just those who are solely human, everything else is categorized as a monster!
As of now, Monsters enemies are super rare to get sorted into the generator, cause I couldn’t figure out how to double tag them as both enemy and monster, so I just made them into a sub category of enemies (which lowers their odds!). If you have any idea of what I’m talking about and know a solution, please let me know. (Please don’t make fun of my coding, I just learned all of this…)
I didn’t include every common enemy or even boss (left behind Drowned Crew, Flesh, thing from stars and Darkest Dungeon level bosses) just cause I didn’t feel like, but if you have any requests let me know! From the skeletons I put only bone courtier cause I think he’s funny and memorable, and from the swine folk I put only the Swine Prince and Wilbur, those are upsetting enough.
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About the tropes/suggestions:
So, for the tropes that show in the generator I wrote down some of the most common tags we see in fanfics, plus some suggestions from friends (also some random words related to DD). I tried to steer clear from way too dubious tropes cause I feared they might be upsetting to some. I kept tentacles though, cause I thought it was funny and theme-appropriated for DD.
While I don’t believe I included any possibly triggering trope, please let me know if that’s the case, I can totally make a toggle for triggering content so those would only show when enabled!
If you have any suggestions of tropes I didn’t include, send me a message! I can’t guarantee I’ll include every suggestion, but if you have any feedback or constructive criticism let me know! This is just a silly generator, but I’m all ears.
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About perchance:
Imma leave here a link for the tutorial about Perchance, which is the thing I used to make this generator! I learned the basics just to put this together, but the possibilities are endless when it comes to random text generation in this platform!
Perchance tutorial
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That’s about it! Let me know if you like this tool, I’ve been wanting to do one of these for a while now!
Reasoning:
-Not each other's type
-Cinnabar Jack and Edgar would HEAVILY disagree on a lot
-Edgar's lifestyle
-Cinnabar Jack thinks Edgar would make a TERRIBLE stepdad for Emric
So I used the random generator and got Dottie/Rhodey and now I can't unsee how hilariously odd-couple-esque that would be but I don't think I can write Rhodes in character....
Maybe watch the Iron Man movies again? 3 in particular we got some awesome Rhodey moments.
Or, you know, wait until after Civil War, because there are some cracking Rhodey moments in that!
Summary: Scott Lang meets his soulmate in one speedster Pietro Maximoff
Rating: PG
Note and Thanks: I used OzHawk’s awesome crackship generator post to give me the inspiration to try my own pairing! It’s definitely not in my wheelhouse but it was a lot of fun (don’t take it too seriously, haha). I used Serbian for Pietro’s language. I used a site about flirting in Serbian. It worked out perfectly, haha 8)
Summary: Scott Lang meets his soulmate in one speedster Pietro Maximoff
Rating: PG
Note and Thanks: I used OzHawk’s awesome crackship generator post to give me the inspiration to try my own pairing! It’s definitely not in my wheelhouse but it was a lot of fun (don’t take it too seriously, haha). I used Serbian for Pietro’s language. I used a site about flirting in Serbian. It worked out perfectly, haha 8)
Scott choked with nervousness as he inhaled Pietro’s scent as Pietro neared. Scott nearly had a conniption when Pietro landed a smoldering kiss.
Apparently Pietro had the ability to control parts of his body.
Scott could only picture George Takei saying “Oh my” before he gave into the sensation of having a vibrating tongue in his mouth.
Oh my indeed.
30 minutes prior
Scott entered the facility that he had broken into once before. Sam had made it perfectly clear that under no circumstances would Scott tell Captain America about their fight. Scott smiled with his ego boosted slightly: imagine him, Scott Lang, beating the Falcon? Sam gave him a calculated look with an eyebrow raised. “You told someone, didn’t you?” Sam said looking over to Scott.
“Ah well, when I visited your place to take back something that wasn’t never really yours,” Scott started, “I had an audience.”
“An audience?” Sam said narrowing his eyes slightly, “mind telling me, who?”
“Let’s say he has a history with the facility that he wants to stay quiet,” Scott replied, “He and Howard Stark butted heads, a lot.”
“When does anyone not butt heads with a Stark?” Sam chuckled, remembering his first time meeting Tony and the subsequent meetings as he asked (begged) for Tony to improve his wings. The fact that it happened after his fight with Scott was sheer happenstance.
They entered the room when Scott gaped at everyone. Captain America stood to one corner with arms crossed with little emotion. The others that stood with him was Hawkeye (omg!) and a young blonde who Scott didn’t know the name of (but would learn soon enough). Then there was a handsome young man with silvery hair who leaned over the counter who was observing the meeting but clearly not taking part.
“Captain America,” Scott said to Falcon, pointing with restraint. That last thing he wanted was to “fangirl” (his daughter’s sage words of not “fangirling” was in his mind) over Captain America. “This is awesome!” Hawkeye gave a strained cough. Scott looked around and felt a bit sheepish.
“Right, hi, I’m Scott, and I am huge fans of you guys,” Scott’s voice was an octave higher than he would have liked. Captain America was giving him that hard assessing look that made him whither slightly. Scott could feel himself pale slightly, he coughed forcefully trying to build up his bravado, he was failing.
“You’re the guy?” Steve started to ask while jutting his chin towards Sam, “He's the guy that’s gonna help us?”
“I’ve got a master’s in electrical engineering–,” Scott answered, but before he could even begin his sales pitch as to why the Avengers should trust an ex-con.
“–who stole 4 million dollars from your supervisor?” Steve interrupted. Of course Captain America knew all about him.
“No, no I actually refunded 4 million that VistaCorp was stealing from their customers, you know, embezzling?” Scott said a bit too defensively. All he could think about was his ridiculous interview with Christine Everheart and that damn WHIH.
“How do we know we can trust you?” Steve said getting to the crux of the issue. At least he wasn’t a part of a company whose parent company was owned by VistaCorp.
“Look, there’s really nothing I can do to make you trust me, you’ve probably already vetted me or are going to vet me,” Scott replied, “but Henry trusted me enough with his suit, and trusted me enough to protect his suit.”
“Suit?” Steve asked, curiously.
“Yeah,” Scott nodded, “it’s powered by Pym particles.”
“It makes him get smaller and back to regular size,” Sam interjected.
“How did you even find this guy?” Steve asked, with Sam letting out a nervous laugh that Steve did not want to let go of.
Steve and Sam started discussing Scott’s technology that Scott quickly interject that it was Henry’s technology, not his. They continued discussing Henry’s technology and how it could help with their current predicament. At least fifteen minutes had passed before the conversation had moved from Scott's history when Scott’s attention began to waver as he took in his surroundings with a bit more focus. It seemed that the blonde, who was probably an agent whose name he had yet to catch, had joined in the discussion as well. The conversation soon took on hushed tones meant that Scott wasn’t privy to the details of that part of the conversation, yet. It was another ten minutes or so when Scott turned his head and caught the young man’s eyes. He could feel his neck burn as the blush erupted like a volcano.
“Way too handsome, way too young,” Scott’s mind told him, replaying the message over and over. He licked his lips subconsciously while the young man’s eyes locked to his mouth with a mischievous smirk. “Oh god,” Scott thought, “I’m in trouble.”
Pietro smirked as he walked up to the older man, “*Ја сам лопов и овде сам да украдем твоје срце.”
Scott look at the young man in surprise. His soulmark words that were marked on his lower back (clearly indicating what kind of relationship he was going to have). He remembered the jokes that his friends had done when they had finally translated the words. Of course he’d end up with a thief. It was inevitable.
“I will have you know,” Scott said in a hushed voice, “I did not become a thief because of you.”
Pietro lost the ability to speak, to flirt and to charm. His brain had been reduced to static with only the words “*Желим те” echoing loudly. Pietro finally managed to say “I am Pietro and you are Scott?” Pietro started to near Scott who seemed as overwhelmed as he was.
“Yeah, I’m Ant-Man,” Scott said.
“Ant-Man like the creature?” Pietro said smirking while staring intently at Scott’s lips.
“The name’s a work in progress,” Scott said as his breath hitched taking in everything Pietro.
Pietro whispered a rough “*Пољуби ме” that Scott needed no help in translating. He just hoped he had enough sense to leave out the George Takei monologue when he told his friends about meeting his soulmate, an Avenger, no less. It wasn’t long before he was swept up in the kiss. He knew the others were likely smiling at them, and thankfully had given them some time to enjoy the newly found connection. One thing Scott had known for sure was that no matter what he was going to be there for the team.
The End
Translation of Serbian used:
1. Ја сам лопов и овде сам да украдем твоје срце (Ja sam lopov i ovde sam da ukradem tvoje srce) Ya sam lopov ee ovde sam da ukradem tvoye srce - I am a thief and I am here to steal your heart!
2. Желим те (Želim te) Zhelim te - I want you (if your feelings are very strong, then it can mean "I desire you").
3. Пољуби ме (Poljubi me) Polyubee me - Kiss me
So we were playing around in my chatroom earlier throwing ideas for soulmate pairings or groupings around, and I came up with the idea of a random generator. You put in all the characters you want to pick from and let the generator pick for you.
Of course, I couldn’t leave it alone until I’d figured out how. So without further ado:
How it works: Go to http://www.randomresult.com/pick.php
Select and paste your choice of characters from the lists below the cut. You have to put one character per line in the generator. I’ve broken them into 6 major groups: MCU film characters; AoS characters, Agent Carter (and the Howling Commandos), X-Men, Fantastic Four, and the Netflix series characters.
Once you have your selected characters, select 2,3,4 or however many you want and draw a result!
This is by no means a comprehensive list - I’ve left off a lot of the villains and minor characters, for example, so feel free to adapt to your own purposes and have fun with it! Please tag #mcu random soulmates generator or #crackship generator if you write anything cracky it comes up with!
Tony Stark
Steve Rogers
Clint Barton
Natasha Romanoff
Bruce Banner
Thor
Pietro Maximoff
Wanda Maximoff
Bucky Barnes
Vision
Loki
Pepper Potts
Maria Hill
James Rhodes
Darcy Lewis
Jane Foster
Helen Cho
Nick Fury
Scott Lang
Hope van Dyne
Luis
Kurt
Dave
Brock Rumlow
Jack Rollins
Sharon Carter
Beth the Waitress
Cameron Klein
Sif
Fandral
Hogun
Volstagg
Odin
Frigga
Peter Quill
Gamora
Drax
Nebula
Rocket/Groot
Stephen Strange
Mordo
Wong
Christine Palmer
Peter Parker* (bear in mind he’s underage in canon...)
