@review-anon JENKO ART JUMPSCARE💥💥💥 bet you didn't see this one coming.
There's currently a trend on intagram using this song and while i made my own version w some ocs a while back a few days ago my brain went "Wait this song fits them really well actually", with the whole context of the Voidship of character's not remembering what happens there once they wake up in their own worlds and how Tenko will eventually dissapeared from there permanently whenver she dies in her own killing game.
haven’t posted anything for this ship in a while so here we go:
Azriel & Eris sharing a bed for the first time
Azriel: I am not going to be the little spoon.
Eris: I am definitely not going to be the little spoon either.
Azriel: I can‘t be, I have wings.
Eris: I cannot either, I have broad shoulders.
Azriel: Eris.
Eris: Azriel.
Azriel: …
Eris: …
10 minutes of silence later:
Azriel is the little spoon; Eris curls up behind him, snuggling in between his wings; he kisses his neck and whispers; "See, my little bat, it works perfectly fine this way."
Pls share the crackship I love seeing the funny spooky people be shoved together like dolls!
Yesyes indeed. I was trying to convince my friends of it and this is what I had to say,,,
It's Richard x Pump's dad,,, I can't even explain myself I just think they'd be neat together. Personally hc that they used to be friends but other than that I don't actually plan to do much with this crackship- I DID HOWEVER GIVE IT A NAME WHICH IS,, BUMBUMBUM: Pumpkin Spice
Hi, hi guys! These two are came from an au that we were doing which revolved to another au and then another au and so on. You can call it the 'What if' universe 😂😂
This was the rp that me and @puzzl-d did and these two have a tight hold on us 😂😂 it won't leave us alone.
Anyway, yet another reason for why I will die one the hill called Rein/Reyes, is that I truly believe Gabriel is the best character to pair him with to facilitate the following interaction:
Gabe, joking, after one person too many has noted Rein as looking ‘grandfatherly’: Hi daddy
Rein, haver of exactly two brain cells, all of them preoccupied with kindness: oh, no - I thought you knew, love? Brig isn’t actually my daughter, though a lot of people think so (Torb was actually touchy about that for a while …). Anyway! No, she isn’t mine, lovely kid though, so proud of her
“we both work at spirit halloween and when no one is around, we prank each other and scare each other shitless” au For Azris please, I am begging you
sorry this took me so long but as we all know I am a SUCKER for Azris so here we go🧎🏽♀️
also everyone in my modern AUs has last names<3 paging @stars-and-scripts as the other azris legend 😌
Eris told the last customer waiting to have a good rest of their day before releasing an loud sigh. It was a sunny Saturday in late September, and he’d much rather be outside enjoying the weather instead of being stuck behind the register at this stupid Halloween store. But he was a college student who’d take whatever paycheck he could, so he sucked it up and came to work every weekend like a good little employee.
It was only him and one other employee in the store -- Azriel Velasquez. He was the definition of tall, dark, and handsome, with extra emphasis on the handsome. He was so quiet that sometimes Eris even forgot he was there, but over the last few weeks he’d managed to wring a conversation here and there with the guy. Azriel was surprisingly funny with his dry wit and Eris found himself laughing far more than he’d expected.
It was strangely silent without any customers in the store, but Eris knew not to get too comfortable. Over the last few days he and Azriel had gotten into a prank war of sorts since they were usually the only employees in the store during the slower periods. Once October hit they’d definitely have more people working with them, but until then, the two of them had gone back and forth trying to scare the shit out of the other.
Azriel was way too good at scaring Eris. Last night he’d jumped out at Eris while he was restocking some children’s costumes and Eris had freaked out so badly that the two of them had spent fifteen minutes rearranging the display. Azriel’s smirk hadn’t disappeared for the rest of the night and Eris had vowed revenge.
Since there were no customers and the parking lot looked pretty empty, Eris figured this was a good chance to try and get his coworker back. Azriel was supposed to be stocking shelves towards the back of the store, but he made sure to stop in the manager’s office to check the cameras.
Azriel was exactly where he was supposed to be, and even on the grainy security camera footage, Eris was practically drooling as he watched Azriel’s muscles work. It wasn’t his fault that his coworker was so insanely attractive.
He watched as Azriel started walking towards the back room and knew this was his chance to strike. He took a shortcut through the break room to get to where Azriel was, spying his dark head of hair in the far corner of the room. His coworker was bent over and digging for something in a box and Eris moved to the other door while Azriel was distracted, silently slipping out of the double doors so Azriel wouldn’t see him.
Eris didn’t have to wait long. Azriel came out after a few minutes and clearly wasn’t worried about getting scared -- not until Eris leapt out at him, at least. Azriel flung himself backwards and almost dropped the box of feathery angel wings he was holding while Eris laughed, hard.
“That’s payback from last night,” he said, still laughing.
“You’ll regret that, Vanserra,” Azriel replied. His voice was low and full of dark promise, and Eris couldn’t help but smirk.
“We’ll see about that, Velasquez,” Eris said. He laughed again before walking back towards the front of the store, knowing he’d probably regret scaring the shit out of Azriel once they’d closed for the evening, but it had been more than worth it to see the expression on that handsome face.
I’m lowkey starting to ship Naki and Tsukiyama because the idea of this stupid blonde boy who can’t read getting with this dramatic twink who tries so hard to be smart only for it to be wasted on that raccoon of a man is so funny to me
