#cracktalia

[ask-macaron-bonnefoy-blog]

Macanations.

[catboywhimsy]

Here’s my aph Norway and butter shitposts so far…. I also have a lot more of just aph Norway appreciation bc he’s great.

[goldenonigiri]

THE FREAKING BODYPILLOW FIC FOR @SPACEYPINEAPPLE

One day ELVIN was sitting in their room typing away at their computer. "OH EM GEE GOLD THATS SO HILARIOUS i wish i had a husband like IVAN..... ghh.."

They clutched their two Italy and Germany stuffies closely.

"Germany and Italy would never understand if i told them though.. That I like.. Both of them!!" He giggled into the call, tossing them to zirs bed. "Ayo what the scotcket doin." Gold said, signing off.

"Toodles!!" Spooky waved back into the.. turned off camara. Oops. Ze liked the tumblr post they were looking at before shutting their laptop and flopping onto the bed, joining his stuffies he'd thrown earlier.

He turned to the stuffies and picked one up, staring into Italy's eyes. "You get it, right, Feli? Yeah, you'll always love me." Zir rolled onto his side.

He picked up the Germany stuffy so it stood on his bed before immitating the rough German voice. "Ja, ich lieb dich too."

"Oh my gosh.. this is so sudden guys.. I- I cant beli--" Ze was stopped short as he heard an Ahem come from the doorway.

They turned to spot the real German and Italian in the doorway.. "This is flattering, vee!!!" The Italian burst into a blush.

TBC..

[allycat1211]

I'll post one real vine every day for the rest my summer vacation, as best as I can, this one is just a lol #cracktalia #aphnetherlands

[gotgconspirator]

I was just reminded of the Cracktalia Easter oneshot I wrote where Italy put spaghetti and meatballs in the eggs.

[keeping-it-low-af]

You say mlp is shit but Alfred F. Jones watches it. *puts on shades* DEAL WITH IT

[italysjigglypasta]

Italy's Twerkalicious Adventures - 1

Okakay. SO, over the course of the time I've  been with my love, @cockinthesock , I've written a few... fanfictions. They are indeed, crackfics.

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Sitting on the curb of a deserted neighborhood, the young country of Italy cried. He didn't know what to do. Nothing. Poor Feliciano had nothing to do in his life except for sit on a lonley sidewalk, all alone, teats streaming down his face. Looking up to the dark grey clouds in the sky, the rain mixed with his teats. Sighing, he layed back, not caring if he was getting soaked. The teats already had penetrated his shirt, mostly his nipples though. 'Ah, not again,' He thinks, 'Another teat stained shirt, gone to waste'. Looking back up at the sky, he noticed a starnge figure hovering over him, emitting sparkles and strange orgasmic noises. It was his good mate, Iggle Piggle. "Iggle Piggle? What are you doing here?" He asked, his vibrating dildo turned on high as he lay it across his forehead, easing his spreading headache. "MM.. IGGLEPIGGLE JIGGLE JIGGLE" His odd friend exclaimed, whipping his blankie around and doing the Gangnam Style dance. Feliciano sighed. It was always like this.. Getting up, he was smacked hard in the face with something. Ah, alas, it was Iggle Piggle's swinging, glistening tallywhacker. No wonder. Gently stroking it to calm himself, he was sprayed in the face with hot tea. The glorious tallywhacker flailing around like a silly little schoolgirl after fucking a street lamp. This was Feliciano's daily life, swinging One-Eyed Trouser Snakes, the constant battle of deciding what color of lacy thongs he should wear. It never ended. Standing up, he aggressively breakdances across the street, almost getting hit by the neighborhood kidnapping-van. His good friend, Kiwi Hondom owned the van. Cautiously looking out for any cats in heat, he waits at the bus stop to catch a ride home. When it finally pulls up, he gets on, only to be smacked in the face by an aggressive HUngary, riding on a wrecking ball. Sighing once again, he took a seat in the back near an old woman. That old woman turned out to be his buddy Wang How-The-Hell-Does-One-Have-That-Small-Of-A-Dingus-?-. Getting thrown out the window, he flopped back home in the small puddles, only for one to be not so small, and drowned. The e- AND AFTER THAT, HE GOT ABDUCTED BY TONNY AND AGGRESSIVELY GANBANGED ALL THE WAY TO MARS. -nd.  

[cracktalia-aus]

Some people just want to watch the world burn