2P!Romano Boyfriend Headcanons
sorry for being the absolute worst :,))
⦁ DUE TO AN EXCEEDING AMOUNT OF REQUESTS ⦁ AND SUDDEN BOOST OF PRODUCTIVITY ⦁ I PRESENT TO YOU ⦁ THE ONE ⦁ THE ONLY ⦁ F L A V I O V A R G A A A A A A A A A A A A S ⦁ *edgy airhorn noise* ⦁ okay. ⦁ ya boi is The Worst™ ⦁ in the mornings ⦁ he will CLAW you back into his arms if you try to leave - he is a light sleeper, so he can tell if you are trying to escape ⦁ like ⦁ he is a Demon ⦁ you can eventually get out if you a.) threaten him and his designs heavily b.) smorch him c.) cry ⦁ yes yes v original spookie, but he will use you to model his designs “stop moving” “:.))” ⦁ he is so controlling when he is using you as a model btw and if you cry he will feel so bad but also might be like “!!don’t!!stain the satin :,,)” ⦁ he is the super extra guy that just shows up an hour late to an event with a half empty bottle of wine and swirls his fucking glass and sniff s ⦁ if he accidentally hurt himself he will either be like “oh that sucks” or scream bloody murder - he will go to you either way because he can’t take care of injuries on himself by himself ⦁ he has a fashion blog and he posts so many photos of you modelling his stuff, especially on instagram - he is instafamous btw, people literally see him on the streets and are like !!!! ⦁ he probably can’t reach a lot of things and gives up if he can’t, but can be persuaded to use you as a stool “i offered to get on your sho-” “get on the ground there’s no way i’m letting you wrinkle this” ⦁ will constantly be grooming you like a mom seeing someone she knows in public with her kid there ⦁ like he just produces a mini lint roller from a secret compartment on the bottom of his shoe “i could’ve just plucked tha-” “no you have a bit of dirt on your finger you’ll stain it” “flavi these are brown pants” ⦁ he is a really good cook and will be excited to teach you things ⦁ he’s a really good boyfriend like he will square up if someone insults you, especially your appearance - he thinks everyone is beautiful in their own way and wont stand for bullies ⦁ will drag you to Pride with him because he loves seeing the drag shows ⦁ he takes his coffee inhumanely black (luci takes it so sugary it’s undrinkable) ⦁ a big chance you will slowly lose your closet items and then gain them back a day later “flavi did you take my sweater” “there are loose threads, i don’t want them getting caught on anything” “that’s,, actually really nice, thank you,,” ⦁ he tries to teach you italian (if you don’t already speak it) it’s so cute “no, no, it’s PREgo, like,, ‘prey’” “,,preh” “nO–” ⦁ he never is not snapchatting you ⦁ he and gilen are probs caligraphy buddies and he’ll make you this really pretty written piece of your name ⦁ luciano is secretly super into musicals, but flavio doesn’t know any except for the classics. if you’re into musicals, it’s your job to introduce them to him “bell@ who is Rich Jake and why are you trying to protect him?” “nO fla V–” ⦁ he gets hot all the time and you might walk in on him in nothing but socks “,,,,,,,,,,,flav,,, your feet produc-” “i don’t wanna hear it” ⦁ has a nice singing voice but only does it when he’s distracted - he’s super embarrassed about it so if you hear him he will LEAVE the vicinity ⦁ probably is like “hey u ever been to milan?” “no?” “okay well you’re not gonna if you don’t hurry up, we take off in an hour” ⦁ just,,, random trips?? ⦁ he really likes taking you places you’ve never been and will remember places and things you want to do ⦁ he is VERY strategic about dates. he usually hands you a bag (of clothes) (that he made) and a time of when you’re leaving. that’s it. ⦁ everythign is a surprise with him ⦁ “are you busy?” “actually yeah i gotta-” “no you don’t get ready we’re going on a date” “flavIO I HAVE TO WO R-” “I CALLED YOU IN ALREADY” “Y OU RE GON NA G E TM E F I RED” ⦁ he loves you don’t worry ⦁ he also loves seeing you happy & will do everything in his power to see you smile ⦁ but that isn’t difficult, things are never dull when ur dating Flavio Vargas ;)))
