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I worked a lot in customer service so when I'm at work, I literally cannot stop smiling unless there's something reaaaally wrong. Which is kinda creepy, I think, when I am ranting about awful customers.
If I don't smile, I look really sad to the point that random strangers will come up and ask me what's wrong akjkajke THERE IS NOTHING WRONG, IT'S JUST MY FACE.
To illustrate point 2, there was one time when I was having dinner with a friend and we had one of those natural silent moments except he freaked out, all "I'VE UPSET YOU, HAVEN'T I. WHAT DID I DO WRONG, HOW CAN I MAKE IT BETTER." and there is no way to say "No, that's just my face." without making it sound passive aggressive and my life is actually an internet comedy sketch.
I own an unreasonable amount of high heels that I can't walk in for more than fifteen minutes without crippling pain.
I'm asexual (but not aromantic, maybe?? OR MAYBE I AM JUST CURIOUS ABOUT EVERYTHING) so I am the worst person ever at realising when someone is hitting on me to the point of letting people into my hotel room and not realising they have Intentions until hands go places which I kinda thought was a me thing until I met someone who has done the exact same thing.
It terrifies me when people take me seriously. I like being underestimated.
Tumblr makes me accutely uncomfortable because what you reblog, what you like, is a pretty direct representation of your id and I devoured a little too much theory about identity performance to be okay with this.
I have a twitter for things that I can't say on my facebook, and a private twitter that no one knows about to rant into the void.
I really like that my hair pretty much changes colour every time I wash it! It's a combination of a different pack of red/orange/brown/auburn dye every two or so months (and random bleaching), so it fades out in strange and unpredictable ways.
I'm a cosplayer which means getting dressed for daily life is like putting on a costume for me: Office Worker, Trendy Twentysomething, Gym Junkie, etc, etc.