Luckily, I'm a Botanist

Kara, 26, Southern California, likes plants, likes Sebastian Stan, likes your face

[kingofthecrxssroads]

spn + whose line is it anyways prompts

[nyomblr]

[theflyingromana]

Infinity war review

Pros: Thor took Groot language as an elective

Cons: the marvel writing team are fucking cowards, only have Thor speaking english and the tree replying in groot, instead of letting that good big buff boy say “I am groot. I am groot? I am groot!” for eleven scenes. Let the man speak. He completed his coursework.

[sewercritter]

me: google give me a gentle coyote

google:

me again: omg thank yuou so much..

[monstergabe-deactivated20180301]

carwood lipton + making The Face

“I’ve been told there was always one man they could count on.”

[petite-madame]

Happy 100th birthday, Captain! - (2018)

Photoshop CS6

[argumate]

“my bonnie lies over the ocean, my bonnie lies over the sea,”

are we talking about the same body of water here, which is weird, or different bodies of water, which is even weirder

[theinflammablemammal]

this makes more sense if you assume both are the same body of water but the time between the statements is about 50 million years

[argumate]

you’re right, that’s significantly less weird

[argumate]

toasthaste said: maybe there’s more than one bonnie

blocked

[lalaithion]

A hypothesized geography.

[storywonker]

*Toto Voice* My bonnie lies over Africa

[formerlymsw]

Also current Jeff Goldblum is hotter than 80s Jeff Goldblum. No point in time traveling to fuck him at his prime; he’s already here in the present.

[formerlymsw]

I don’t remember posting this, but I stand by it.

[3intheam]

[stonedbabyygirl]

drink some water you beautiful and capable but dehydrated bitch

[ransomflanagan]

Chris Evans at the NASCAR Daytona 500 Sprint Cup on February 23, 2014.

[roxilalonde-deactivated20251105]

showing up late to a meeting with an iced drink is a power move. like with hot drinks the cup is opaque and people cant tell the temperature so they dont know how long ago you got it. maybe its hours old. maybe you just got caught in traffic. who can say. but iced drinks. its clear. they can see the ice. they can see if its still frozen. they look you in the eye and they know you were standing in line fifteen minutes ago and made the conscious, deliberate decision to get a mocha frap instead of being on time. and then you made ANOTHER conscious, deliberate decision to bring it into the meeting with you, informing everyone in attendance that on your list of priorities, each and every one of them ranks firmly below one (1) mocha frappuchino.

[juliadorable-deactivated2020120]

[hello-shellhead]

Well, Bucky’s becoming sort of a go-to when I wanna draw hair! haha

[obviouslyphelps]

Courtesy of Sincerely Tumblr on Twitter

[roze-rabbit]

This is the greatest post I have ever laid eyes upon.

[bencoppersupportgroup]

HONESTLY.

[joshuallyman]

West Wing meets Parks and Recreation. 

[thewinterpotato]

okay you know after they get to Wakanda in Infinity War a lot of the Avengers go up to Shuri’s lab but Rhodey, Sam, and Bucky are standing outside?

uh why is there not like a 5-minute scene of pure banter???