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MOVING HOUSE IS THE WORST EXPERIENCE IN THE WORLD.

moving house with seven days notice and immediately going on a cruise on the same day is actual stupidity.

moving into an apartment on the THIRD FLOOR and not using movers is downright insanity.

#we're gonna get on that fucking boat and faceplant #only emerging for guys burgers #anyway it was technically fine we don't have furniture but also how do i have so much STUFF

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hungwy

today someone asked me what my favorite even-toed ungulate is… god, who could decide?

hungwy

this was ignorant of me to post. of course its the muskox

hungwy

and here comes my favorite boy…

weaselle

okay. some of you must surely be getting tired of seeing me say this but i literally cannot help myself- THAT IS AN ICE AGE GOAT. THAT CAN GET TO BE 800lbs BIG.

we called them musk-ox because we thought they must be some kind of cow thing, but they are actually a goat thing; this is to a normal wild goat what a woolly mammoth is to a normal elephant, only these things survived.

and i absolutely cannot help myself because of the tizzy my brain goes into over the twin facts of

1: ice-age megafauna that is still alive! and

2: EIGHT HUNDRED POUND GOAT

you can see the goatishness a little more in their babies

i just, i am crazy over the fact that these guys are still alive on our planet

titsay

cosmonautroger

every nagging word my parents have ever said to me in our native language has not gone to waste because now that we're all older, i use the exact same words back on them. have you been exercising? what did the doctors say? have you been eating well? do you have enough spending money?

#the true marker of adulthood for a hong kong child is trying to get your parents to accept money #and learning how to fight for the bill and win #anyway immensely satisfied that while my cantonese is terrible i can still nag fluently #mum said the doctor said you should drink and smoke less!!#<- words i have been saying since i was 5 years old

nothing drives home how awful your second language skills have become like calling home and forgetting the word for like, taxes hfxhhdjfhf

#also why are Chinese numbers base ten thousand hfhddggdhfhf #I'm not smart enough to translate 800000 to eight ten thousands on the fly 😭#EIGHTY ten thousands xggzdgdy #i really gotta start watching more hong kong dramas hdhdgdhfg

how does one human accumulate so much stuff and WHY.

#we're moving house this Saturday and going on vacation Monday in the least fortuitous timing ever #AAAAAAAAA

cungadero

i hate viruses so fucking much. literally getting attacked by a fucking shape. a concept. consumes no energy. responds to no stimuli. its only existence is to fuck with you. like fuck offf