Now before all you Pure Vanilla fans attack me, let me explain. My feed is filled with nothing but Pure Vanilla. Same with Shadowvanilla. At first, I didn’t mind him, he was just a bit annoying to me, but now I hate him with every atom in my body. It’s like the CRK fans forget that 1. He’s not the main character, the Bravegang (especially the Brave trio) are, and 2. He’s not freaky!!!! I don’t have him yet (and I don’t plan on getting him any time soon), but from all the crk videos I’ve watched, I can tell he’s pure. Stop writing him as freaky! Also, another thing I hate is Shadowvanilla. I don’t like that Beast x Ancient pair (along with Burningcheese [Burning Spice x Golden Cheese]) since Shadow Milk actively traumatized him and nearly broke his mind. Not to mention, his design is just one big cookie shaped blob of eyestrain. The light colors make me wanna cry because of it. It’s too much white and yellow, and it just also looks ugly to me. I prefer Dark Cacao since his colors are easy on the eyes. Black and brown and purple with only a hint of white, that’s a color palette I can get behind. I also don’t like reading Dark Cacao/Pure Vanilla fics or any fics where it’s a ship between Pure Vanilla and another character. The reason why I don’t like Dark Cacao/Pure Vanilla is because the fics I’ve read almost always are like “Pure Vanilla, cute sweet innocent, and his big strong Dark Cacao who is willing to blah blah blah for him.” It just feels like the overused plot of a Wattpad Alpha/Omega story where the female lead is all pathetic and cute and thin and all that sort of shit and her big strong alpha is taller and more muscular and blah blah blah 😒. It’s boring, it’s frankly annoying, and I hate it. Same with Affogato/Dark Cacao. My dude literally usurped the throne and spent a vault full of money specifically for the Dark Cacao Kingdom on fucking sweets. Even I’m not as obsessed as that with sweets. Every time I try to read a Dark Cacao fanfic, it’s either Pure Vanilla, Affogato, or Peach Blossom. And Peach Blossom, I don’t mind, he’s cool. The others, I hate. I always filter out their tags. Also, I like crackships, like Eternalcacao, Silentcacao, Shadowcacao, and more. And before you yap about how Eternal Sugar is in love with Hollyberry, may I present to you: polyamory. Her, Hollyberry, and Dark Cacao could be in a polyamorous relationship. Or it could jsut be queerplatonic. And don’t get me started on Silentcacao. I feel like Silent Salt and Dark Cacao would be at least friends or something like that. I mean, Dark Cacao often feels a lot of emotions, being the Avatar of Resolution and all, and he probably gets overwhelmed by that. Silent Salt could help him out by jsut being there. I know that when I’m overwhelmed and seek out contact, both of us are usually silent until I’ve calmed down enough to talk. And idk why, but I feel like they would be a really good pairing. But I hate Pure Vanilla and Affogato, and these are jsut my thoughts.
