vilf (villain i'd like to fuck) @baereaved - Tumblr Blog

okay i've been going through an old sideblog of mine that was just for venting. and it is mostly a bunch of depressing teenage nonsense. however, i may have made my funniest post over there and so i've screenshotted it here for your viewing pleasure

#crane rambles #it's very possible i'm the only person who finds this funny #but MAN... this shit is SENDING me #deep spy kids cut #imagine you're scrolling through a blog and sandwiched in between like thirty posts about trauma is this. fantastic comedy. peak even

aloetech

the swarm 🌌

#neuro sama #peak art #peak art squared even! two layers of artistic greatness #excellent stuff op 10/10 she would be so proud

not to be an alcoholic but i miss my dog

#crane rambles #i put on her favorite song on loop bc i thought it just made all animals more relaxed #my cats couldn't give less of a fuck. it really was just like a lullaby to her. i miss her so much #she didn't deserve to suffer as much as she did... i should've fought harder...#i wish so much that she's happy where she is now. but what if she's just waiting for me? for someone who loves her? i wanna explode

cryptotheism

If you're having a hard time just take a bunch of uppers and downers on an empty stomach, then drink a gallon of milk without peeing, turn off all the lights and run around in circles until you feel like throwing up. Then open up all your apps, doomscroll for four hours minimum, and then tell your loved ones that something bad is gonna happen to you, and delete your accounts, remove the sim card from your phone, get behind the wheel of a car and drive really fast towards the nearest government building.

#me rn seeing this post after drinking an Amount of bourbon and having been staring at my cats trying to earn their affection for two hours:#👁👄👁

koilccc

huggies

#neuro sama #omg... this is cute #camila supremacy AND mini supremacy

escuerzoresucitado

#that's what i call gaming! that's parkour!#video

hate to be hornyposting on main but given that i'm never here anymore, hello, my current love is degrees of lewdity so

#*is shot instantly*#is what i would like to say but frankly i imagine 'liking rape fetish game' isn't even in my top ten or twenty atrocities #crane rambles #anyway i first played it twoish years ago but got really into it on avery update. now screwing with gwylan on a second file #also got thru the robin brothel content on this one... couldn't really on the last one bc last run after hiatus was a tiny submissive.#with her i was just paying bailey 4k like it was nothing. now it's day 200 and i'm still tackling bailey for $1000 #what a world we live in...#anyways. anyone who knows me could guess that remy is my fave. wish motherfucker would actually allow me to have brain cells #out here cleaning avery's house for insane numbers meanwhile remy don't understand i'd do more for free if he'd gimme a steak or smth #i shouldn't tag this but eh.#dol #degrees of lewdity #someone convince me to fix myself and also my links. i'll know what it means. but mostly to fix myself

noteventheghost

I really like gwylan

#yeah i respect this #dol

deepspacenova

You woke up to cause trouble

#GOOD LORD WHAT IS HAPPENING IN THERE #lads #love and deepspace

merrinla

From Divinity Announcement Press Release

While Divinity is a brand new game that doesn’t require experience with previous Larian titles, those who’ve played Divinity: Original Sin and Divinity: Original Sin 2 will be able to enjoy greater understanding and continuity. Swen Vincke, founder and game director of Larian Studios, said “Despite our long history with the series, this is our first game entitled ‘Divinity.’ We’re ready to bring everything we’ve done previously into one place. This marks the beginning of something with more breadth, depth, and intimacy than anything we’ve created before. We’ve been building toward this moment ever since we took our fate into our own hands. This is the Divinity we’ve always wanted to make and you're going to have loads of fun with it.”

#FINALLY... AFTER ALL THESE YEARS... SIN 3 UNLOCKED #i'm gonna be doing backflips for MONTHS #i gotta replay 1 and 2 right now. the hardest part is going to be convincing myself not to be an undead elf in dos2 #the second hardest part is going to be listening to zixzax talk. but it's been a while and i need the immersion #larian studios #divinity original sin #divinity #dos #god i wasn't even watching the game awards bc i didn't think i'd be interested... what a fool i was

listening to panic's release of the 20th anniversary version of lying and i am so sad that bro is losing to a younger version of himself

#it just doesn't sound good... it sounds like he's trying to be something he can't...#it's okay if you can't be a teenager anymore king. this ain't it #crane rambles

rinarta07

"five minutes"

#i lov a girlie that's a workaholic but also normal #and i extra love a heinous little villain #lads #love and deepspace #it's just such a good game man

perfectday1972

gonna be a lover for a minute, reblog and put in the tags the last movie that you LOVED like intensely loved like 5 stars on letterboxd LOVED

#the wild robot #if you had asked me before the wild robot released then i woulda said like... aladdin... i don't watch movies that often

sylus, discovering a map that leads him to the strongest power source in the universe: oh, good. finally figured out where my gf is

mc, watching eight national geographic documentaries in a row: wtaf... why are these all literally about my boyfriend??

#lads #love and deepspace #i think about them... constantly #but i am gonna obsess over sylus bday event where she just kept seeing posts abt the animal kingdom and going 🤔#and sylus' anecdote of finding a map to lead him to an aether core is just. chef's kiss #imagine lookin at cosmic entity of unimaginable power and then teasing her about her plushie collection #sylus: lmao my gf turned a building into a crater thru pure vibes. maybe some space invaders will calm her down

my favorite sylus character trait is how, every 2-3 months or so, he very cutely tries to sell to mc the idea of quitting her job and joining onychinus

just "hey kitten 💞 thinking of u 💞 what if u... joined my gang this time?" and mc always goes "no lol" and he goes "okay wife i love u ❤️‍🩹 wanna blow up a building later at least" and she goes "🤔 which building?"

#my point is that they're adorable your honor #lads #love and deepspace #crane rambles #just every luke and kieran are patting his shoulders like 'mission failed... we'll get 'em next time'#smiling outside crying inside #at no point does he talk about quitting onychinus. and i wouldn't want him to ofc. but i love the stalemate of it #he's so hopeful every time man... it's his maximum puppy mode. 'no walkies yesterday but maybe. if i bring her this squirrel i killed.#maybe then walkies today? followed by treats and smooches???'#he's very cute and i cradle him lovingly in my arms

theinstagrahame

It's not a great precedent, that's for sure.

It's still incredibly fucked up that my Credit Card company has any say over what I spend my money on.

I'm an adult, I earn my money like everyone else. Who the hell is MasterCard to say what I can and can't spend it on?

theinstagrahame

Mastercard's new policy unfairly targets the adult content industry, making sex workers more vulnerable, especially Black trans women. It mu

There is an ACLU petition to tell Mastercard to cut that shit out. Turns out it was an ultra-conservative activism group that pressured MasterCard into doing it, and was just reporting games for questionable content (presumably having never played them).

Many Steam users claim that Valve has set a "dangerous precedent" following its sweeping adult-only games ban policy update.

#hello tumbl if you enjoy things like ao3 and/or you're still upset abt the porn ban like me #then u gotta know that censorship like this ain't it

helpful reference guide for all the gamers out there

#lads #love and deepspace #lads caleb #he's a very complicated individual 🙂‍↕️#lately i keep thinking about sylus meeting any of the other guys bc he can see desires #and thinking about how every single time he would always go 'wow. y'all obsessed too huh?'#crane rambles #was very convenient widget catleb happened to be making the toe beans pose right when i thought i was done making the image #had to go back and grab him #still such a mystery that he has those... he's the only one... how did he grow them... where did they come from #good boy caleb gets extra animal traits bc he was already a puppy so it just kind of doubled up #catch mc singing him the doggish cat song from barbie princess and the pauper #anyway i'm sure someone's done this already i'm just here late lol

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