My Road to Immortality cat: Hey, Kestrelpaw, I think you're really great and I like you more than any other cat I've ever met and I was wondering if maybe you wanted to...go on patrol with me sometime? It's fine if you don't!
My Moonlight Dynasty cat: Scruff me and fuck me hard, daddy! Give me your spikes and make me scream! Your twinky little bitch boy needs it!










