#crashboxkin

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weird canons: mine is definitely gregor samsa from the metamorphosis. ive seen other classic lit kins on this blog but i dont remember if ive ever seen a double before (but if youve been here and i just forgot. hiiii)

shoutout also to my runners-up black spy from spy vs spy and jumpin johnny jumble from crashbox, still very unique as specific sources go but it's not as odd to kin from a comic strip or a kids' cartoon than it is a novella from 1915. in my opinion.

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i wish people would acknowledge my source outside of "lol i thought this was a fever dream" :0( i just wanna see some fanart of myself and my friends -eddie bull

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didn't send in a kin crossover for a long time because I couldn't figure out what the funniest combination would be... but now i can say that it is Jumpin' Johnny Jumble from the HBO Family show Crashbox being friends with Matt Murdock Daredevil and Asuka NGE. i could not name a group of more tonally distinct properties if i tried (#🎵💜⚡)

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I've got a couple fun memories for that new ask game! There's that time I did karaoke with Professor Rocket to "We Built This City", which was an awesome time. I think we were both a little sloshed, although I'm not sure how if both of us were robots... but we were and it was fantastic! Then, this wasn't a specific event, just more of a fact of my existence: I couldn't do tongue twisters for the life of me, or utter a proper swear word. I'd always jumble them up. It was a subconscious thing. Pretty sure jumbling swears was intentional programming, to prevent me from blurting out anything unsavory on air, but tongue twisters were always just confusing to me. My buddies used to tease me by daring me to try really long ones, which usually led into some scrambled-up profanities too. All in good fun of course, but I'm glad that's not hardwired into my brain anymore, haha -Jumpin Johnny Jumble (#🎵💜⚡)

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Also!! Forgot to mention it earlier, Johnnie's phantom limbs are EXTREMELY awkward at times?? I don't know what kind of wacky canon divergency this is, but every once in a while my spine feels like it LENGTHENS. EXTENSIVELY?? I ASSUME that in my canon I had some sort of extendable spine or something, but I guess that's just something to figure out later, eh? #(🎙️💜📻)

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UH?? HI, IT'S ME THE OTHER JUMPING JOHNNIE JUMBLE THAT WAS HERE A WHILE AGO. I genuinely, GENUINELY, didn't know that there were other crashbox kin MUCH less another me?? It's so cool hearing that you had such an attachment to the professor as I did, it's honestly sweet to hear!! I'd love to hear more if I can, but I hope you, and any other crashbox kin out there, have a sick day!!

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As a general update: I keep zoning out during Professor Rocket's segment on my Crashbox rewatch-for-kinmems quest, because I get distracted thinking about how handsome he is. And obviously he's doing his thing for the show, but I know off set he was just the sweetest guy... You'd never have guessed it. And he loved doing the show for the kids, and he was real smart, too, helped some of the others come up with puzzles... Man. Rocket, wherever you are now, I'm yearning u_u -Jumpin Johnny Jumble (#🎵💜⚡)

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Yo!! I'm Jumping Johnnie Jumble from Crashbox, and I was wondering if I could have a good list of meals, I am lactose intolerant, very minor, but I'd still avoid it, and I'm not a big fan of chewy foods, (yes, it sounds like I am a picky eater, but really I'm not), anyways, if you can figure something out, I'll love it!! TY!!

Of course! I hope these are to your liking!

Blue Shoe Mocktail

Vegan Milkshake 3 Ways

Oreo Cookie Butter

Stuffed Peppers

Veggie Loaded Nachos

Homemade Curly Fries

Homemade Popcorn