#weird canons

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Weirdest kin? Ao3. Like. The website.

It's really chill and not a bad kin, but yeah. Weirdest for sure.

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Weirdest kin is probably the employee/player character of Home Safety Hotline. Shout out to Supervisor Carol.

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speaking of websites, weird canons, i kin a personified version of Quotev, previously known as Quizzza (sp?? it was changed before i found it).

hes uses he/they/it pronouns. you ever watch stick figure fighting videos? his body is a skin to that, round head, stick like structure but definitely humanoid.

i dont remember much in this timeline but i do know a few things. • google was, to put it lightly, a douche. • tumblr bullied like an asshole older brother, created such a beef between them • tiktok was fine, dorky, liked to "bother" him a lot • a03 was everybodys friend, even if they werent friends with everybody • didnt know instagram personally, and never really tried too sksk

but yeah this timeline probably makes the most people raise an eyebrow at me.

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weird canons: i was the Mickey Mouse Clubhouse. like, the clubhouse itself. i think that speaks for itself

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< " weird canons . Try out Contractee, one of " Mafioso's " [ I forgot his new name . . ] gang . Like, the little . Guys he can call upon to attack survivors . " >

- Contractee, Forsaken

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weird canons: mine is definitely gregor samsa from the metamorphosis. ive seen other classic lit kins on this blog but i dont remember if ive ever seen a double before (but if youve been here and i just forgot. hiiii)

shoutout also to my runners-up black spy from spy vs spy and jumpin johnny jumble from crashbox, still very unique as specific sources go but it's not as odd to kin from a comic strip or a kids' cartoon than it is a novella from 1915. in my opinion.

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oh i am the fucking KING of weird canons this ask game was made for me

the personification of genius.com the lyrics website from a socialstuck friendsim

patrick stump except he's a member of an organization of renegade assassins protecting rock and roll

hatsune miku but also she's cherry blossoms

a random no-name killjoy who i thought was a noncanon kin until i re-read the comics and saw myself sitting next to a couch in the nest

dave strider who is also nepeta leijon who is also a crow who is also a video game

the final pam. sentence ends there

a webkinz character from an au where she's a non-binary punk college professor

a non-canon sorority girl from legally blonde: the musical jr. specifically

ke$ha from ke$hastuck

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weird canons? uhhhhhhh… is the idol persona of a minecraft youtuber that was meant to be a one-off joke and hasn’t made a proper appearance in years (also said mcyt deleted the skin on namemc) “weird” enough for this..? probably

- Ariana Griande, Hermitcraft

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