#crazy asf

[alexvaldezlol]

I'm a time traveler and this is a real footage of me when the 2th season drops (I don't even have Prime Video, but idc)

28 DAYS LEFT!

[cautionwetfloor-png]

(future) Eve telling Mark that she's in love with him The Same Day Amber broke up with him AND THE SAME DAY he killed his first man in cold blood will never Not be fucking insane to me. Like. Why did she do that. What the fuck was she thinking

[conceptofjoy]

beta dirk grindr DL gay, I think he’s had weird homo hookups but he was completely anonymous the whole time. he’s still more committed to lil cal though naturally

u fucking KNOW lil cal was in a dimly lit corner watching them. being blocked by users would be an issue if he didnt delete the app after a successful hook up and spent days glued to his monitor in shame

[ringo-gooner]

IM SORRY LAKESP DID WHAT?…

[ame-chan-unoffical]

I love you so much<3

[TW:weird love shit and maybe gore idk]

i want to cut my finger off and put it into the food I cook for you and watch as i become part of you, "does it taste good? did you like it?" I'll watch every bite you take... You think I'm so happy that i finally cooked something edible, but little did you know~

sadly I can't cook tho so that'll never happen

[wheeboo]

i love learning abt work drama! (learned that a pedo used to be a manager here)

[moved-to-blondielockes]

damn people on this website care a LOT about nothing 

[john-mulaneys-left-nostril]

me * is drinking straight black dark roast coffee and enjoying it* *reading a book*:

friends *horrified and disgusted*: holy shit you’re a psychopath

me *not looking up from the book*: okay and?