#crazy bone lady

[amara-the-average-hunter]

Girl Talk

I’ve always had a headcanon that Cayde is one of Amara’s good friends, from way back when she was first rezzed and also since becoming one of his scouts. So. I had to do a little thing, it’s been in my head for the past week it seems. So here. :) Mentions of @myssthyss and @crazy-bone-lady

Amara plopped down dramatically on the yellow framing around Cayde’s workstation, her legs dangling from the top. She let out a contented sigh, a small smile on her lips. 

“Hey Spades, what’s up?” Cayde asks, not looking up. He’s used to these talks by now. Amara kept coming by to bother him, she had to tell someone. 

“I left it. I left the note.” Amara said, her voice going up an octave in excitement. Cayde chuckled from below.

“When will she be home to read it?”

“Tonight after her raid. She took a bunch of little one’s through it today.” She pauses, thinking, “I hope I didn’t make it too cheesy...” 

Cayde made a clicking noise, “No such thing. As long as you meant what you said there’s no way it will come off cheesy.”

Amara smiled down at Cayde, “How did you get so good at this stuff? You never seemed like the ‘relationship advice’ type of guy.”

“Hey. You’re around long enough, you learn a thing or two. Also, I’ve got Nevia.” His voice became softer when he spoke of his love. Amara smiled again, letting her thoughts wander back to the note...

“I mean...I could hardly choose the right words for it. Myss is just...so perfect. You know? She’s so strong and she just keeps going, nothing can stop her. She’s been through hell and now she’s opened up so much and she's just this...precious thing...I would literally kill her for. Hell. I’ve killed for her already. Like...the note couldn’t even begin to sum up how I feel...It’s too...It just wouldn't be enough. There are literally no words...” She takes a deep breath as she had seemed to forget to breathe. 

Puzzle pieces click together in her brain and her eyes widen.

“I think I-”

“Uh-uh. No. Don’t say it to me.” Cayde interrupted, turning to look up at her. “Say it to her.” After a moment, Amara jumped down from the perch and gave Cayde a quick hug. 

“Thanks for listening, Six.”

“Sure thing.”

Amara turned to walk away but quickly spun back around, pointing at the Exo.

“Oh. I’m still mad at you for your stupid stunt the other day...” Her eyes narrowed. Cayde raised his hands in surrender.

“I apparently can't get a break either. All three of you ladies have been on my ass about it.”

Amara entertained the idea of Nevia holding Cayde at knife-point. It brought a smile to her face. 

“Good. Don’t fucking do it again.”

“Don’t leave the comm channel open...” She heard him mutter. 

The last thing he saw was a knife fly past him and land on the tack board above his work bench, and Amara walking away proudly. 

[myssthyss]

💕 for both girls!

[Emotions]

💕- In Love

Tiddy gets uncharacteristically flustered when she develops feelings for someone. Usually she’s very cool and collected, but you can almost feel the lively solar energy radiating off of her when she’s near or thinking about the object(s) of her affection. She also gets clumsy, because she begins overthinking everything and gets lost in her thoughts.

Myss is very smiley, bottom canines making more appearances than they used to. Her cheeks will brighten, the water-like waves that live on her skin congregate and ripple, if that someone is on her mind. She also gets protective, wanting to make sure that her love survives, and may even put herself in danger’s way to save them.

[myssthyss]

🎁 Nevia gives Myss a gift <3

🎁- Receiving a present

Myss had been summoned to the Hangar by Nevia not too long ago, supposedly needing to talk to her about something. Myss isn’t exactly sure what Nevia could want her for, since she usually just has Chia ping Casper when she wants to run around in the Crucible, but she’s hoping it’s good.

She jogs down the steps that led into the Hangar, slowing as she approached Cayde’s corner. Myss hasn’t forgotten what happened, and glares pointedly at him as she strolls past to meet with Nevia.

Cayde winks at her, making a clicking noise as he did. “You enjoy your evening, Hunter?” He asks, smiling.

“Actually yes, Cayde.” Myss responds smugly. “I did.”

“Myss!” Nevia calls as she appears from around the corner, stopping the pair before they could get too out of hand. “Come with me, I have something for you. Cayde, leave her alone.” 

Cayde shrugs, and Myss follows.

“Don’t worry about him. I gave him a talking to already.” Nevia says, turning to face the much taller Hunter.

“Oh, well.” Myss rubs the back of her neck, shrugging. “We actually went on our first date after that, so… It wasn’t all bad.”

Nevia whistles. “Atta girl! Anyways!” She changes the topic. “I noticed your Quickfang was getting dull. You’re taking three swipes at Guardians when you should barely need one.” She raises a brow. “Do you know how to sharpen it?”

Myss takes a moment. “I know how to sharpen something, but I’ve never done it to ‘Fang. Is there some special way to do it?”

“Yes, actually.” Nevia says, fishing for something around the corner. “It’s not like a normal blade. It’s much thinner, you can’t be as rough with it. Like with our Hunter knives, those are much more durable. If you use the same force on your sword, it’ll snap.”

“Shit.” Myss says, eyes widening. “Don’t want that, do we?”

“Nope! Which is why…” Nevia reappears from around the corner, several cloths and stones and bottles in hand. “I got you some supplies, and I’m gonna teach you how to keep ‘Fang lethal.”

Myss grins stupidly, Casper transmatting her sword into her hand. She hadn’t realized how bad it looked. “C’mon, ‘Fang. Time for a spa day.”

[Symbol Meme]

[myssthyss]

Who breaks out the first aid kit when the other gets a paper cut?

7- Who breaks out the first aid kit when the other gets a paper cut?

I don’t think either would, being Guardians. It’d go like this.

“Shit! Oww…”“What happened, babe?”“Paper cut. Don’t worry, Casper’s got it.”

[Fluffy OTP Questions]

[myssthyss]

@crazy-bone-lady replied to your post “Who wakes up first?”

nevia feels your pain, myss...she really does. xD

While they haven’t quite gotten to bedsharing yet, Myss absolutely won’t mind Amara’s sleepyheaded-ness. More cuddle time.

[myssthyss]

39. Booping the nose

39 - Booping the nose

“You’re not holding it right.” The bald Hunter chides, spinning her own - much more well-worn - knife blindingly around her fingers. “All three of those holes are for your fingers, you should take advantage of that.”

“Casper’s gonna get tired of replacing my fingers.” Myss sighs, spinning her own blade novicely.

Nevia reaches up, pushing her finger up against the tip of Myss’ nose, and the taller Hunter tries her best to not sneeze at the fresh irritation.

“He won’t have to if you’re good at it, dear.”

{I replaced each of Nevia’s fingers twice before she got good at it.} Chia warned, suddenly appearing over Nevia’s shoulder.

The aura rippling over Myss’ skin seemed to slow as the information sunk in.

[You’ll be fine, Myss.] Casper pipes in. [I don’t like it, but it’s my job. I’ll replace each of your fingers thrice if I have to.]

Myss’ spinning gets much more daring after her Ghost’s reassurance and, more than once, her fingers fall victim to the sharp edge of her blade.

But by the end of the day, she’s got the hang of it.

[Platonic Touches]

[myssthyss]

Who wakes up first?

15 - Who wakes up first?

Myss does. She’s not necessarily an early riser, but she’s an easy riser. Amara’s a damn sleepyhead.

[OTP Questions]

[myssthyss]

100 OC Questions: Everything with a 4!

Under the cut because there’s like 18 of these jeez. Thanks, Jules!

[100 OC Asks]

4. What is their most embarrassing memory?

Falling down that mountain five minutes after being revived.

14. How do they react to/deal with betrayal?

Terribly. On the offensive immediately. Lots of “I trusted you!”s shouted at the offender. Confusion. What did she do to deserve to be treated like that? Where did she go wrong? So many questions, all initially channeled with anger and violence towards them.

24. Do they prefer either hot or cold weather more?

On the cooler side. She likes being bundled up.

34. Least favourite food?

Anything green and leafy.

40. Do they have any scars?

One. Six to seven inches in diameter, directly between her breasts, over her sternum. It appears like an acid burn. Pulled, stretched skin in a swirling pattern. Where Seraph’s Light entered, where her glowing pendant rests.

41. Do they struggle with any mental health issues?

PTSD mainly. From witnessing Seraph’s death in such close proximity. If she has to go down to the Arcology again after the events of the Savathun’s Song strike, she’s likely to refuse just to save her reliving the pain and trauma.

42. Do they have any bad habits?

Remaining isolated from the world for extended periods of time, diving headfirst into a throng of enemies for the tether and then immediately dying, hiding in her hood, biting her lip, shit posture when sitting.

43. Why might someone dislike them?

She’s generally carefree enough to be considered “floaty”. Some people might not like her because she’s aligned with something they don’t like, i.e. the Crucible/Shaxx and/or Iron Lords. I’m not entirely sure, honestly. If you have any ideas let me know.

OH in the future, I hope to have her harbor a baby ahamakara. So that could bring enemies. And many of them.

44. Why might someone love them?

Well it seems a lot of people like her because she’s tall and buff and could throw them across the EDZ. But personality wise, she’s kind and caring. She earnestly wants to help people be the best that they can be, which is why she likes the Crucible, and why she likes being a supportive Nightstalker. She’s generally a quiet person, but opens up around friends.

45. Do they believe in ghosts?

This is really funny because of her actual Ghost, Casper. But as for the stereotypical paranormal floating/trapped spirits that haunt locations, not really. Though her opinion wavers slightly depending on if you consider that physical manifestation of Seraph’s Light a ghost or Light amplified and has its own will.

46. Is there anyone they would trust with their lives?

She trusts some friends, Bun Squad and Lord Shaxx. She knows they have her back, and wouldn’t let her down. 

47. Are they romantically interested in anyone?

Not currently. Her heart’s still healing. Maybe soon.

48. Are they dating/married to anyone?

She wishes, but no.

49. Do they like surprises?

It depends. Someone coming up behind them and spooking her, no. If someone does something nice for her and doesn’t tell her about it, yes. Huge parties for her, not usually, but she’ll begrudgingly attend and likely get into it.

54. What is their MBTI type?

After a quick test - INFP/T

64. Upon seeing a slice of chocolate cake, what is their first reaction?

E A T

74. Are they quick to anger? What are they like when they lose their temper?

She’s quick to frustrate, not necessarily quick to anger. If she keeps dying in Crucible or a Strike to stupid/the same ways, she starts getting frustrated. When she pops, she’s loud and accusatory, shouting her frustrations into the void/at whoever’s in the vicinity. Once that’s out, she comes down from it hard, and then immediately wants to leave the situation.

84. What are some physical features that they find attractive on people?

Bright eyes, warm smile, strong arms. Everything else is a variable.

94. Outlook on life?

Positive, so far. She enjoys what she’s got going on, and sees more of it in the future.