Dad, can you read us a bedtime story? Pretty pleaseeee?
Another one? I just gave you a story time last night! But I suppose I can definitely tell you another bedtime story. Oh, I hope you'll love this one as much as the last one.
Okay, let's tuck you into bed first, and cozy you up. Here, your [your favourite character] plush.
Back in my early days, and I'm talking before I began working on [REDACTED], I had this cat. Now this cat, she was an ambitious little lass. One day, when I was up the rock road, a whole band of bandit dogs suddenly attacked me out of nowhere!
I had nothing to defend myself with, not even pepper spray. Just when I was about to give my whole life savings and leftover corn to the evil doggies, my cat (her name was periwinkle) JUMPED into action! She did a somersault punch into one of the guy's face, a very complex, cool kick on another, and beat all the bad guys butt.
She then turned to me, nodded, and told me that her job here was done. Then she hopped on a unicorn that leaves rainbow trails and galloped off into the distance.
Since that day, no evil dog bandits messed with me. And I had a new appreciation for periwinkles and life.