IMPORTANT NOTE: I HAVE ZERO RECOLLECTION OF EVER WRITING THIS AND I FOUND TS BURIED IN MY DRAFTS. I GENUINELY DON'T KNOW WHAT THIS EVEN IS AND I DON'T KNOW WHAT POSSESSED ME TO EVEN HAVE THIS DRAFT. BUT IDK MAYBE SOMEBODY WILL FIND THIS FUNNY SO I'M POSTING IT LOL.
"So can y-ya do it?"
You and Toby both sat on his loftbed while Ben leaned against the door frame of your shared room, wondering if he could do this teensy playful favor for you too.
"Eh, I mean sure, but it'll cost ya." Ben extended his palm, Toby rolled his eyes and handed him some random gift cards he had stored under his pillow. Ben looked at you, you reached into your pocket, pulled out your phone, and then sent him some money. Then Toby got a ding from his phone.
"Hey you sent the money from my account!" Toby sighed and you simply shrugged, "Hey it's our shared account."
Ben snickered, then he looked at both his hands, the gift cards and his phone, "Okay, now just get me a micro SD card, not over 32 gigabytes though, or else it'll fuck up the whole thing and make Toby glitchy as he is twitchy."
"Dude."
"Lowkey why was that lowk straight bars?!" Woods called out through the wall, muffled.
"See? Jeff gets it."
"Wha-Whatever Whatever. Just get on with it, I'll go grab your under 32 gigabyte SD card." His neck twitched to the left
"Make sure it's micro!" Ben shouted as Toby walked out of the room up the hall, then he came back to the door frame just to say:
"Yeah micro like your-" Toby paused as Ben gave him a look
"TOBIAS GET THE DAMN CARD BEFORE I CHANGE MY MIND." Toby immediately scampered off back up the hallway,
Ben then turned to you as you were sitting atop Toby's loft bed, "So, y'like jazz?" You then hopped off the bed and walked out to follow Toby. He saw you over his shoulder and he waved at you to catch up, now you both stood outside Masky and Hoodie's room.
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The two of you managed to get in despite the rusty lock, then immediately went towards the camera setup in the corner of the room. Toby checked out the drawers while you worked on opening the camera, and out came...A micro SD card! But sadly it was 64 gb, not 32. You kept checking the other, smaller equipment while Toby continued to go through the drawers. Eventually, Toby found a 32 gb micro SD card.
You both returned to Toby's room where Ben still lingered, clicking through some files on a laptop he brought.
"Okay do you guys have it? Great, now what do you want to port Toby into?- A fucking Tamagotchi?? No dude that's not gonna work!-" he groaned in annoyance, "Tamagotchis don't use micro SD cards! Now I have to do a whole other process of- Okay just give it here."
"Thanks Ben." Toby gave the orange tamagatchi over to Ben, he started doing some weird shit on his laptop and connected the micro SD card through an adapter, and then cleared off all of Masky's camera files, lastly, he connected a wire to Toby. After some very long 60-second minutes, Ben had successfully transferred Toby into the Tamagatchi. You stood by happy, now holding the little egg keychain while Ben explained how it worked and Toby's body laid unconscious on the loft bed.
You tucked Toby's body in and looked down happily at the Tamagotchi, a pixelated Toby was inside and happily tapped on the screen from the inside. Ben left and now you could enjoy mini-Toby.
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You sat on your bed, tinkering around with the buttons on the tamagotchi, playing with Toby.
He looked up at you and did little movements, you clicked a button to feed him.
You just did the typical tamagotchi things
Then Slenderman called you to go do something, you accidentally left Toby on your bed
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You came back 3 hours later and he was dead
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GENUINELY WHAT THE FUCK WAS I SMOKING WHILE WRITING THIS??? HOW COOKED AM I??? Anyways I think this is funny and the beginning has some FIRE dialogue so maybe somebody will enjoy this??? 😭😭😭
