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Tyler McVicker thinks the upcoming HL project in development at Valve right now might heavily involve Barney, WHICH is just speculation to an extent as far as I’m aware HOWEVER
I’m still going to run in circles about it. Imagine if we got HL3 playing as Gordon and Barney comes along with us and fights with us like Alyx in the episodes. The yaoi would go CRAZY
Yall ever just lie awake and think about that ONE line from Portal 1
“I have an infinite capacity for knowledge, and even I’m not sure what’s going on outside. All I know is I’m the only thing standing between us and them, well, I was”
Because yknow, I never stop thinking about it.
I genuinely need everyone to watch this video RIGHT NOW
Through datamining, Tyler and his team previously have been able to find details regarding a single player FPS game that’s in development at Valve with the code name “HLX” and they had reasons, earlier this year/late last year, to believe that it was going into out-of-company/external bug testing. (Which is notoriously where a lot of valve games either die or completely change/start over, especially around the time where staff take a holiday break and come back w/ fresh eyes)
HOWEVER, if you watch that video, you’ll find that not only did “HLX” make it PAST that external playtesting phase BUT, through skimmed datamining of a recent engine update, they found information that HEAVILY implies that “HLX” is in its FINAL phases of development, like, optimization levels of final phases- or at least nearing that point.
MEANING on top of Deltarune and Silksong, we could POSSIBLE MAYBE get a real actual announcement for Half Life 3 from Valve later this year.
I need a Tshirt that says “I am a normal person. I will act normal in response to new Half Life content” so Valve employees will talk to me
I've come to make an announcement: Gordon Freeman's a bitch-ass motherfucker. He pissed on my fucking passport. That's right. He took his scientist fuckin' physics dick out and he pissed on my FUCKING passport, and he said his dick was THIS BIG, and I said that's disgusting. So I'm making a callout post on my Wikipedia.com. Gordon Freeman, you got a small dick. It's the size of this soda can except WAY smaller. And guess what? Here's what my dong looks like. That's right, baby. Tall math, no science, no missing hand, look at that, it looks like two balls and a bong. He fucked my passport, so guess what, I'm gonna fuck your feet. That's right, this is what you get! My SUPER LASER DICK! Except I'm not gonna piss on your feet. I'm gonna go higher. I'm pissing on the HEV SUIT! How do you like that, GMAN? I PISSED ON THE HEV SUIT, YOU IDIOT! You have twenty-three hours before the piss DROPLETS hit the fucking Black Mesa test facility, now get out of my fucking sight before I piss on you too!
Imagine the amount of catharsis Barney would feel when he finally gets to take his CP suit off, and not just temporarily, but like, for the final time. He takes it off knowing it’ll be the last time he’ll ever need to, and suddenly it all hits him. He had been living with an invisible weight on him for such a long time, he had gotten so used to it at that point, he didn’t even notice it anymore.
but when he starts folding it up, knowing he’ll never have to wear it again, it all hits him, and he just breaks down. He never really thought he would live to take it off one final time.
He’s finally free.
People in this fandom really be trying to act like Gman got a fucking dumpy, as if this man’s ass isn’t as flat as the city I currently dwell in.
This man’s back side is like the outside of Black Mesa, there is NOTHING THERE
Yknow what?? FUCK it, Barney is CHUBBY, my mans is FAT he has a TUMMBY but guess what?? He is also VERY strong, and VERY fast, and COULD kick Gman’s ass.
Because yknow why??? People can be plus sized and still be fit, strong, and healthy. Body building culture is fake. Barney could kill god.
