#crew loyalty

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[gildedmuse]

Heart Pirates, I Approve Of You & Your Brand Of Crew Crazy 100%

I am being totally sincere, like as sincere as their devotion and admiration of their captain. These amazing Trafalgar Law groupies are the purest things on the back of this elephant. Easily.

Reasons To Adore These Fucking Dorks:

How much they adore Law. Smug Sabaody Law, Sassy Bitch Law, Worried Warlord Law, Exhausted Ex Shichibukai Law - to these guys they are all perfect because he is their captain and they just know it in their hearts.

I mean, at least one of these guys is a truly skilled seamstress who has put their heart, soul and probably a good chunk of their belly share into handmaking their captain's entire wardrobe.

It's probably Bepo. I get big mom energy off him sewing Law's name jolly roger onto all his shirts so that he'll always remember which one is his.

So following that the rest of the crew def begged for matching uniforms with his name jolly roger as well so that they could match and please remember which crew is yours we love you so much!

I see they've broken out their Captain Defense Stance Activate! pose (which they definitely choreographed and rehearsed just for moments like this. Becuse how dare someone. How dare they! )

Law is the best captain and a perfect human being how fucking dare they!

These guys were stuck in an active warzone. They were fighting the vice captain of a motherfucking Yonkou while being forced to live in a forest and hide up in trees. Yet the make multiple mentions about following the papers for news about Law.

There is no doubt in my mind they sat in a circle, taking turns reading out loud the entire newspaper every single day. What if Law sends them secret codes through the horoscopes and they miss it? No. Every single word of that paper was read. Every single day.

"Guys it says right here the pirate Strawhat Luffy was accompanied by a grumpy bitch of a guy with worringly dark under circles under his eyes and a permanent annoyed scrowl. The only quote this reporter could obtain was being told to fuck off." / "That's definitely him right guys right?!" / "It sounds like he's having such a fun time! No one deserves it more than our captain." / "I'm just relieved he sounds like he's in good health."

Using hats as a weird form of name tag. Just because I mean, why not? Adorable and adorkable.

They are so dedicated to the crew aesthetic they actually went and named themselves after animals from the polar regions. I'll bet there's been real pressure on Jean Bart to just pick one already. What if his not having an artic animal name makes Law sad. What if that's why he left us!?

Eventually, someone is going to have to break it to these cuties that that last one was just Law fucking around one night because come on guys it's not like you'd do something totally ridiculous just because I asked, right?

Not him of course. God, no. He DEFINITELY can't be the one to tell them. Not after they surprised him with the deed polls making those changes official. He can't hurt them like that, guys, and he was straight up willing to abandon them.

Oh, wait, never mind Law being terrible at jokes, pranks, and naming themes. Oh, god. Someone.... Someone is gonna have to tell them that boy was set to fucking dropped them.

[gildedmuse]

Reminder Heart Pirates: I love you. More importantly, so does Trafalgar Law.

Ah, it's nice to see you all smiles one last time. You know, before you inevitably find out about how Law was not planning to come back for you.

What, no. He still loves you.

He just assumed he'd be dead.

So, yeah, long story short: Law 100% ditched you all so he could go on a suicide revenge mission in order to full fill what he thought was Corazon's last wish. Though turns out the guy's last wish was closer to, "Remember I love you and want you to live and please never do anything as stupid as going on a revenge driven suicide mission". That one is sort of on him for completely missing -

[Oh, no, not the dreaded CAPTAIN DEFENSE STANCE ACTIVATED!]

I'M SO SORRY! Law is obviously a perfect angel and genius doctor and would never make such a silly mistake. I'll never make fun of that perfect sassy bitch ever again for my next two posts.

Although, honestly, love the stance. It is, like Law, just hands down the best. Would totally be willing to watch any other choreographed routines you've created in order to protect your Captain's honor. I mean, the Strawhats say they're tight and that they all love Luffy but I have not seen them break out a single synchronized battle pose in defense of his character.

And you know what, I'll bet Law loves these little dance move of captainly appreciation and protection just as much as I do. Probably even more. He would definitely love if when he found you guys the crew had a two hour, highly choreographed group cheer with a backing soundtrack. I've personally heard him say that multiple times.

You all are amazing perfect pirate angels and I'll bet Trafalgar Law loves each and every one of you. Yes he does.

(As for you, Zoro. Maybe take a few notes? This is how a crew treats their captain if they love him and want to make him pirate king. You had two years to train to help Luffy conquer the grand line. Two years. How many synchronized dances did you and Mihawk work on, huh? Maybe two. At the most?

Why do you want Luffy dead, Zoro.)