#cries....

[almightycrisprat]

having a best friend is literally the best thing ever like. you get to laugh together and cry together and be stupid together and share everything its just so amazing

[yuri-bait]

i cant... i cant get her pregnant......

[itz-pandora]

What...

[jils-things]

more like poke.mon styled ... wtf the game invaded my brain subconsciously 💀💀💀

[moemoemammon]

Daibro I thought you said ‘I would simply lick his armpit’ and I went ‘ah alright’

DO YOU REALLY THINK SO LITTLE OF ME

is it because of the lactating thing or-

[apple-cores]

residents and allies of Somsnosa Ranch

finally, a taste of things to come! 🧃

[jesusology]

" Gastrointestinal tract: Small bowel loops are normal in caliber. No evidence of bowel obstruction. Normal appendix. Large amount of formed stool noted throughout the length of the colon. Inflammatory.” 

OK. WHAT DOES THAT MEAN. and i get the feeling my gastroenterologist isn’t going to explain it to me either. like what tf am i supposed to do about any of this mannnnnn