#crime advice

[audras-mom]

Screencap from watcher “DB Tuber” episode. My first thought was that the person must not have brown hair an perhaps you can use that to find the person who robbed the bank. But then it occurred to me how funny it would be to wear a wig identical to your own hair so you look exactly the same but with uncanny hair. So if I ever commit a crime, catch me wearing a wig of my own hair.

[libertarianblue]

If you're ever pulled over for any reason, just smile at the cop and tell them this is all a big misunderstanding. You can't go into details, but this is all just part of a social experiment, and this interaction is giving you some great data. Don't elaborate, no matter what.

[marknolanspodcast]

Don't let the Grinch steal your Christmas

Don't let the Grinch steal your Christmas

Crime advice in the run up to Christmas

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[marknolanspodcast]

Street Jewellery Robbers Arrested

Street Jewellery Robbers Arrested

Three Romanians, aged 21 to 30, all residents of Barcelona, have been arrested by the Guardia Civil in Spain as suspects for a string of robberies across the country. Their tool of choice… Nail clippers. The gang would carefully select their victims, mostly preying on the elderly or easy targets, approaching them and pretending to know their victims. Moving in for a hug or a kiss, little would…

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[godzillas-asshole]

If you say 'this is not a robbery' before you rob a bank then the cops can't arrest you because it is in fact, is not a robbery.