Oct 31, 2013
IM PISSED
are you mad bc you got owned so hard or because no one told you that you're the prince of pretty boy island and that ppl worship at the altar of your beauty
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IM PISSED
are you mad bc you got owned so hard or because no one told you that you're the prince of pretty boy island and that ppl worship at the altar of your beauty
prettiest boy i ever seen
Haha what if I got into DS9 haha
crimeish replied to your post: If you don’t want to sift through that article,...
i misread this as “a pair of sentient, autonomous cargo shorts” and that really changed things.
It is somewhat less tragic
Why do I empathize with boats more than pants
why is that a thing my brain does
cozy
me: thats... thats definitely a onesie. that's finn jones wearing a onesie.
ezra: onesies are COOL.
me: yeah ok, i know YOU think that, but that is not an opinion that most people share.
ezra: that's because most people SUCK
me: ok, that may or may not be true, but nonetheless, someone wearing a onesie and appearing to think it is cool is sort of an unusual and delightful experience
ezra, still sulking: onesies ARE cool. they're like the coziest garment!
me: if you make a snuggie dress by belting it with a bathrobe, that's cozier.
ezra: oh and THAT's cooler than a onesie?!?!
me: no but it's cozier.
ezra: ok but i've never made a snuggie dress--
me: that's because you don't have a snuggie.
ezra: if i HAD a snuggie i would make a snuggie dress.
yesterday i made ezra watch newsies with me and he got pretty into it, he kept being like "LOOK AT THAT BEAUTIFUL BOY. look how many boys there are. are you looking? so many boy SO MANY BEAUTIFUL BOY." and he was quiet for a minute, and then, in tones of wonder and reverence, he whispered, "i'm gay."
i think he liked it
thunderfaery replied to your photo “UM IM NOT SURE WHATS HAPPENED TO MY HAIR BUT I HOPE THIS IS A...”
You're part wolverine!
crimeish replied to your photo “UM IM NOT SURE WHATS HAPPENED TO MY HAIR BUT I HOPE THIS IS A...”
your hair is possessed by my hair
varlandgear replied to your photo “UM IM NOT SURE WHATS HAPPENED TO MY HAIR BUT I HOPE THIS IS A...”
YOU'RE WOLVERINE NOW
i'm naturally taking this to mean that jt is wolverine
stuff about ezra
the only reason he believes that aliens aren't actually already among us is because he REALLY wants to be aware of it when first contact happens
he's terrified of the ocean and doesn't know how to swim
he got featured on texts from last night once
this one time he was speaking to a boy at a party, casually said "excuse me," turned around and threw up, and then turned back and continued the conversation like nothing ever happened
he bought drugs from his ex-boyfriend, after they broke up
he owns, and frequently wears, a pair of penguin footie pajamas
he is a horrible cheating skunk when it comes to card games
he once masturbated with a plastic unicorn horn
he loves bugs, so much, listen to me, this boy FUCKING LOVES bugs, one time he kissed a tulip and straightened up and said "i just kissed EVERY BEE"
his house is haunted by the ghost of his dead cat
technically this is about his dad but i feel like it explains a lot about him, his dad used to own a sword and he used the sword to chop watermelons in their backyard
he has peed many more places than you would expect. he threatens to pee on stuff sometimes and you'd think it's a joke but he's dead serious