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"like a sentient pat of butter" —mara @perilously, 2022
toronto tempo guard brittney sykes
everybody follow me down the old woman yuri rabbithole
nobody followed me do i gotta do everything myself around here.
humiliating to be attracted to a conventionally attractive person. I thought I was a more sensitive and refined pervert than this
well if its for fucked up and horny reasons, then i guess its okay...
URGENT: we could not find her. and then she wormed out from under the duvet on her back.
[ID: a black cat lays on her back underneath a floral duvet. in some pictures, one paw is curled in front of her. in the last few, she stretches with her arms up and yawns.]
the animation discourse last week was about how all the big indie shows ex. murder drones, digital circus, hazbin hotel, knights of guinevere, lackdaisy, whatever, are Like That because their creators only take influence from things like gravity falls and steven universe and never seek out any other form of media, which is a really funny accusation if you've actually seen like, any of these shows at all
God it's so crazy getting old can you imagine looking these shows and not seeing the ghost of Invader Zim in all of them?
I think perhaps the only way in which queer people have achieved true parity with straight people is that queer romantasy is just as bad.
Colleague A at the queer scientist mixer: “….so before I knew I was a lesbian, I was always into bishounen. It’s part of the process —”
Colleague B: “….what’s a bishounen?”
Greek chorus of other queer scientists who are all 30 or 40 years old: [simultaneously jump in to offer assorted definitions of androgynous prettyboy anime guys, at increasing volume]
Colleague B, hopefully, after a lengthy and considerate pause: “…oh, like Hisoka? From HunterXHunter?”
Greek chorus of other queer scientists who are all 30 or 40 years old: “UH….. NOT QUITE,,,”
what if orpheus was butch and she unclipped her carabiner and held it out behind her and then eurydice clipped it onto her belt loop and then orpheus didnt have to look back because she could hear eurydice jingle jangling behind her. follow me for more dyke solutions to famous tragic literature
I found out im shy
Car Trunk vs Car Boot: A clear win for US English, trunk was already a thing in which you stored items, frequently for transport.
Crisps vs Chips: I gotta admit, the Brits have this one. They're thin slices of potato that have been made crispy. No chipping of any materials involved.
Car Park vs Parking Lot: Equally matched. What's a car park? A place to park cars. What's a parking lot? An otherwise empty lot where you can park.
Elevator vs Lift: Both equally fail to address that the damn thing also goes down.
i set my name to Paul Enis in the app because then the stickers they put on my grocery deliveries would say P. ENIS. it was like this for months, but now all the sudden they say PAUL E. instead
i can't have that. i won't let that happen. what they could have never predicted is that a beautiful woman named Peni Sausage is about to log on
she transitioned