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I MET THE GUY NAMED HOUSTON!! Hes funn!

however i did get shot

a lot

DALLAS SAID MOST OF MY BLEEDING WAS INTERNAL THO!!!

thats where my bloods SUPPOSED to be.

Still nto allowed to leave my bed tho :{

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[Uploading: JAWSPHONE video]

Video Link:

Happy 4th of July heisters! Credits: Tired Swiss

I mananged to trick dal into doing this hehehe ENJOY!!!

{Credit to: The Tired Swiss on Tik Tok! I've been watching this as much as my Tik Tok profile-less self can! I did not make this!!!}

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[Playing back conversation recorded at 10 AM today]

Shade: “Have you two seen Jaws?”

Joy: “Uh n-“

Pearl: “They are asleep in the utility room.”

Shade: “What th-“

Pearl: “Chains got sick of their lifeless body on the living room floor, so he moved it.”

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i forgot to wish all my nordic friends a happy midsommer yesterday!!! Wolf took us all out to a place near that one cook place up in upstate and we got to have a (very heavily armed) picnic! i have some pictures, but Dallas said i couldn't share them, so let your imagination run wild!!! maybe i can show them later! (i got to hunt down a rabbit it was awesome)

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Does Jaws have a mask under the character file? I'd love to see the design :3

User [Jaws] is back online. HEhehehe actually i have a surprise for you! Access [CAMERA]

>>connect

>>run

TADA!!! ITS MEEE!!! arent i beautiful?

While beautiful may be the wrong word, you are an interesting person.

i cannot tell if that is an insult but i will choose to take it as a compliment

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Welcome to Crime.Net [Restored]

{HI THERE!!! This is theancientdarkbeauty ( https://www.tumblr.com/blog/theancientdarkbeauty ), gm of this blog! This is my first official ask blog, and there are a couple of rules, as any good ask blog should have!} {1: Inside of these characters, dragon brackets or whatever they are called, is OOC (Out of character). While addressing me the creator is an option thru this blog, it really is preferred to contact me thru my official tumblr, which, as mentioned before, is theancientdarkbeauty} {2: This is a PAYDAY BLOG! This means it will be full of crime, mentions of drugs, blood! GUTS! GUNS!! Also the hatred to the police in this universe is, and I cannot stress this enough, COMPLETELY. FABRICATED! I have great respect for those who actually protect us. I do not like cops, but the hatred and mass slaughter of (arguably cloned, we'll get to that) cops is not how I really feel about them. There are good people inside the system, but it should be known that they DEFINITELY not to be praised, at least in their current state.} {3: This may be a NSFW blog when it comes to blood, gore, drugs, and such, but this blog will not tolerate sexual stuff. The in universe explanation for this is that both users of this blog are Aro/Ace, one being very sex repulsed and the other just doesn't care. Any sexual NSFW asks will be removed and reported.} {4: This blog is NOT CANON! And don't take it as such, please. I may be a Payday fanatic, but I can't keep up with everything everywhere all at once (HA! Reference!). If I miss something, send an ask into my main blog informing me of what I got wrong. With this being said, this blog will feature 2 main OCs, as well as some guest appearance from close friends. If you have an OC, feel free to throw them in here!} {5: No Over Powered or Hail Mary OCs! No magic either! This is a pretty grounded thing, so please don't try to mess it up, or I will have to ignore any ask you send in from then on (I won't block you, but you won't be able to interact anymore). Other than that, out of Payday ocs are allowed, but not recommended.} {6: This blog will have art used in it, made by yours truly and will be updated occasionally. With that said, this is a VERY anti-AI zone. FUCK AI! ESPECIALLY ART STEALING AI! AI jokes are funny, of course, but no actual use of it. AND DO NOT, FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, DO NOT CLAIM IT'S THE ONLY WAY FOR SOME TO MAKE ART. NOT ONLY WILL I FIGHT YOU, BUT THE CHARACTERS WILL TOO!} {7: Final rule! Just try and keep it fun. Your decisions, asks, and interactions can and WILL effect the characters!} {IN SHORT! 1: These {brackets} denote OOC. 2: This blog will touch on heavy and gory stuff, but the hatred of cops is largely dramatized. 3: No sex or sexual stuff. 4: Don't get mad about things being non-canon. 5: No Hail Marys or all knowing askers. 6: NO AI 7: Have fun!} {This blog won't interact with reblogs, and there are not character slots, but all asks will be considered! Thank you for reading and have a nice day!}

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S:{ uhhh..alright,and here ya go. }

https://youtu.be/K-svwX764-g?si=wNVUJjG1EfsgCXl2

S:{ If anything else you can just reach out.I think this video is enough tho. }

You patronize me. {One video watch later}

Alright, I take it back, that was informative. Thank you.

-D

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Woahh its Dallas one of the guys with the texas names hej I was gonna ask jaws something but it looks like he's not there- --Aegir

AEGIR. For the last darn time I told ya ta lay down. Howdy, Dallas. I don't think we've heard none from Jaws here. Then again I haven't been too active on crime.net myself for a hot minute. While yer here, might as well ask if ya could talk some sense into my friend. Aegir and I went on a heist before getting into contact with y'all, and he got hurt real bad. -RS

Did not!

Ya got shot in tha stomach kid. I haven't been able ta get medical supplies cause I can't leave you lone else y'all make it worse-

its fine! its not that bad! It only hurts a little-

Dallas this kid's gonna give me an aneurysm.

How are you alive after being shot in the stomach? Some sort of angel has to be watching you. If you don't get bed rest, though, you could split open something in your abdomen might burst and you could slowly die by your acids rotting your insides to your outsides. If you guys need a medic bag, I'm sure we have one around here.

-D