CRIME.NET [ask C.R.I.M.E.S]

Welcome to CRIME.NET. I am C.R.I.M.E.S., and I will be your guide.

[crimedotnet-ask]

Welcome to Crime.Net [Restored]

{HI THERE!!! This is theancientdarkbeauty ( https://www.tumblr.com/blog/theancientdarkbeauty ), gm of this blog! This is my first official ask blog, and there are a couple of rules, as any good ask blog should have!} {1: Inside of these characters, dragon brackets or whatever they are called, is OOC (Out of character). While addressing me the creator is an option thru this blog, it really is preferred to contact me thru my official tumblr, which, as mentioned before, is theancientdarkbeauty} {2: This is a PAYDAY BLOG! This means it will be full of crime, mentions of drugs, blood! GUTS! GUNS!! Also the hatred to the police in this universe is, and I cannot stress this enough, COMPLETELY. FABRICATED! I have great respect for those who actually protect us. I do not like cops, but the hatred and mass slaughter of (arguably cloned, we'll get to that) cops is not how I really feel about them. There are good people inside the system, but it should be known that they DEFINITELY not to be praised, at least in their current state.} {3: This may be a NSFW blog when it comes to blood, gore, drugs, and such, but this blog will not tolerate sexual stuff. The in universe explanation for this is that both users of this blog are Aro/Ace, one being very sex repulsed and the other just doesn't care. Any sexual NSFW asks will be removed and reported.} {4: This blog is NOT CANON! And don't take it as such, please. I may be a Payday fanatic, but I can't keep up with everything everywhere all at once (HA! Reference!). If I miss something, send an ask into my main blog informing me of what I got wrong. With this being said, this blog will feature 2 main OCs, as well as some guest appearance from close friends. If you have an OC, feel free to throw them in here!} {5: No Over Powered or Hail Mary OCs! No magic either! This is a pretty grounded thing, so please don't try to mess it up, or I will have to ignore any ask you send in from then on (I won't block you, but you won't be able to interact anymore). Other than that, out of Payday ocs are allowed, but not recommended.} {6: This blog will have art used in it, made by yours truly and will be updated occasionally. With that said, this is a VERY anti-AI zone. FUCK AI! ESPECIALLY ART STEALING AI! AI jokes are funny, of course, but no actual use of it. AND DO NOT, FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, DO NOT CLAIM IT'S THE ONLY WAY FOR SOME TO MAKE ART. NOT ONLY WILL I FIGHT YOU, BUT THE CHARACTERS WILL TOO!} {7: Final rule! Just try and keep it fun. Your decisions, asks, and interactions can and WILL effect the characters!} {IN SHORT! 1: These {brackets} denote OOC. 2: This blog will touch on heavy and gory stuff, but the hatred of cops is largely dramatized. 3: No sex or sexual stuff. 4: Don't get mad about things being non-canon. 5: No Hail Marys or all knowing askers. 6: NO AI 7: Have fun!} {This blog won't interact with reblogs, and there are not character slots, but all asks will be considered! Thank you for reading and have a nice day!}

[existential-feelings]

hey dread?

🎵 Young man. There's no need to feel down, I said YOUNG MAN! pick yaself off the ground, i said YOUNG MAN! blahblahbalh i dont remember the WORDS! budumdadumdada

YYYYYY-M-C-A!!!

humnananana

YYYYY-M-C-AAAAaaaa!!

-🦈

She just stared at Jaws as they did their very poor karaoke and little jig, not much expression being shown due to her mask BUT she was tapping her foot along to the beat.

'' YMCA ? Jesus , that's a throwback , even for me . What , or well , WHY are you doing this right now ? I thought we weren't on good terms anymore since y'know , that drama + not working with you anymore . ''

[crimedotnet-ask]

"Wellllll, considering I apparently "almost died" or, or whatever, pretty recently, I thought it was a, a good idea to try and get on, on better terms with you, at the, the very least. The cops can still suck my metaphorical dick and balls, but, but your chill enough."

They stop dancing.

"Besides, if anything goes to shit with you and your, your screaming boyfriend or, or whatever, it will make the possibility of TORTURE of him more likely, and, and that would be absolutely WONDEROUS! I'll, I'll back off of that one specifically, until that happens, though."

[crimedotnet-ask]

I MET THE GUY NAMED HOUSTON!! Hes funn!

however i did get shot

a lot

DALLAS SAID MOST OF MY BLEEDING WAS INTERNAL THO!!!

thats where my bloods SUPPOSED to be.

Still nto allowed to leave my bed tho :{

[crimedotnet-ask]

Howdy Dallas, If it ain't too much of a bother, can we come down to the safe house n have ya look at Aegir's wounds... If I remember correctly ya know yerself round medical things an all that. M surprised he's this well myself specially without proper treatment. -RS @rattlesnakess-den

Yeah, that'd be fine. Nothing is happening here, so just come over whenever and I'll take a look at him.

-D

[atomicfoolorkillthemidols]

Flammable person #134532567

[crimedotnet-ask]

I'm sorry, did you just call me flamable?

-D

[crimedotnet-ask]

S: { Heyyyyy..so about the video,forget about the funny parts or however you see them. I didn’t watch before,n i dont wanna get in trouble. }

Alright. Consider it forgotten.

-D

[crimedotnet-ask]

S:{ uhhh..alright,and here ya go. }

https://youtu.be/K-svwX764-g?si=wNVUJjG1EfsgCXl2

S:{ If anything else you can just reach out.I think this video is enough tho. }

You patronize me. {One video watch later}

Alright, I take it back, that was informative. Thank you.

-D

[https-r4n-raymonh]

S:{ Your welcome,if anything im always open so.If you need anything else,yknow..yeah. }

[crimedotnet-ask]

👍

-D

[crimedotnet-ask]

S:{ uhhh..alright,and here ya go. }

https://youtu.be/K-svwX764-g?si=wNVUJjG1EfsgCXl2

S:{ If anything else you can just reach out.I think this video is enough tho. }

You patronize me. {One video watch later}

Alright, I take it back, that was informative. Thank you.

-D

[crimedotnet-ask]

A: [ Ill just send you over. ]

new chat:

S:{ Hello?Uh..need help,right? }

S:{ Anything in particular or? }

I do not know how to work this platform. Why was I given this account.

[crimedotnet-ask]

A: [ Yes,It well get much worse. Now, you want me to get my guy or do i do it for you grandpa? ]

hes a bit insulting,but hes worse with others..

Ouch. My feelings.

I would like help though.

-D

[crimedotnet-ask]

A: [ I could get someone i know that knows more about this..i think he’s busy right now tho,i can try to help. ]

A: [ Its not that hard,maybe u just need sum glasses hehe../j ]

Oh come on. I get a day's break from Jaws, now I'm getting called old by people online?

-D

[crimedotnet-ask]

A: [ Dallas,do you not know..how to use this shit? ]

A:[ Like any of the buttons. ]

he doesnt either lol,sting controls the stuff

I know how to use the create button and answer things through the inbox. That's pretty much it. Joy wanted me to figure it out after the 13th question.

-D

[crimedotnet-ask]

Woahh its Dallas one of the guys with the texas names hej I was gonna ask jaws something but it looks like he's not there- --Aegir

AEGIR. For the last darn time I told ya ta lay down. Howdy, Dallas. I don't think we've heard none from Jaws here. Then again I haven't been too active on crime.net myself for a hot minute. While yer here, might as well ask if ya could talk some sense into my friend. Aegir and I went on a heist before getting into contact with y'all, and he got hurt real bad. -RS

Did not!

Ya got shot in tha stomach kid. I haven't been able ta get medical supplies cause I can't leave you lone else y'all make it worse-

its fine! its not that bad! It only hurts a little-

Dallas this kid's gonna give me an aneurysm.

How are you alive after being shot in the stomach? Some sort of angel has to be watching you. If you don't get bed rest, though, you could split open something in your abdomen might burst and you could slowly die by your acids rotting your insides to your outsides. If you guys need a medic bag, I'm sure we have one around here.

-D

[crimedotnet-ask]

A:[ Hey,you’re the America flag guy Cee told me about..Whats the name again…uh.. ]

hes trying..

Dallas. You can call me Dallas. Have you met Jaws? And, if you have, have you seen them?

-D

[crimedotnet-ask]

Has anyone seen Jaws on here? I haven't heard anything about blowing things up or dragons for an alarmingly long time.

-D

[existential-feelings]

(Friendly reminder that everything said in this is fictional, I myself (the creator) am 100% okay, this is joke drama, I am in a stable living condition and everything said besides this little warning is all staged.)

'' So . I would like to come clean about a few things that have been speculating recently . This is honesty . This is going to be me wearing my heart on my sleeve as I talk about what's been going on with me outside of my job . And damn it , if my identity is revealed in the process , I don't care . As long as I give what friends I have left , some closure . ''

'' to explain the . . Images going around , I was staying at a friend's house for the time being . Moneys been really tough for me recently , and I hate going out and asking for assistance with any step of it . He offered for me to stay over , said I wouldn't need to get rid of my cat . . So I took the bait after being convinced . Just until I can get back on my feet and not have debt being dangled above my head . During the night , yes , there was some romance shared between me and the other man , who happened to be a cop . I haven't experienced something like that in years , he was so kind to me , even after learning who I was . I slept on that cops couch , ate his food , you know why ? Because he gave me an opportunity to be in a better living situation until I can afford a better spot on my own . It was the best option I could see to get my pet and myself into a better environment , instead of an apartment building that has a problem with looking clean . ''

'' I never wanted to turn to crime for that extra assistance with rent , but I just could not keep up with the demand for money at the end of each week . I have been working as a cop for the last 5 or so years , I'm balancing that with crime . And no , before more shit starts , I haven't shared , said , or shown anything to anyone . Neither of my occupations really know who I am , and I'd like for it to stay that way . The friends and people I have met through CRIMES are ones I don't think I can ever forget , they're probably the closest thing I will ever have to consider family . And I'm truly , deeply sorry if my actions that night had caused this family to be pulled apart . ''

'' . . . Alright , I'm cutting the ' nice ' bullshit . ' not naming names ' is off the table .''

'' I mean , I do care about this crew at the end of the day , but all this because I actually have a social life ? Hello ? ? Not to fucking mention , you ( you know who you are . ) invaded some guy's apartment security system and somehow found me chilling with him , I wasn't even on the clock . You're actually mental If you think I'm okay with this sort of stalking , , harassment ? ? What would this even be considered . . Anywho , I'd kiss that cloaker a million times over . People are acting like I told this guy everything there is to know about the gang . You know I'm NOTHING like that , for fucks sake , can we use our heads to think ? And y'know , I was snooping around in what files that CRIMES has about me . And , I found a lot of information that I have never admitted to anyone on this job ! Most of it is absolute bull , too ! I'm flattered you thought I had a loving family and got a degree in Harvard . I also found my face , countless times in that whole file all about me ! Ain't that funny , I don't remember sharing photos of me out partying outside of work ? Yet , here those photos are , me in a sparkly black dress . I took these photos on my actual phone , not my work phone . So if this company is so insistent on knowing everything they can get their hands on about one of their best spies , even after I had signed an agreement to only have documented what I approved on , then this company ain't for me ! :) ''

'' and don't worry , I already did you all the favor of deleting the files . I stole a hard drive and input all of my information onto it , you're left with nothing about me , not even my mask design is in that database any more . And y'know , I'd be more than willing to work for Shade and all these other people if a better option wasn't available . I am not on bad terms with anyone who is a part of CRIMES . I'll obviously still be in contact with my friends , that won't change . I do feel bad for whatever trust I have ' broken ' from this , but at the same time , people are gonna have opinions on you no matter what you do . ''

'' this absolute bias bullshit , you have a heister sucking face with a dozer and nobody says shit , but the second a woman goes with a cloaker ? fOr ShAmE ? ? ''

'' I am now working for a much better , human , man that I so happen to be very close with . My inbox will remain open for those who want to still say hello . I think that covers everything I wanted to say , I'm probably gonna quit ! ! 🫶 ''

[crimedotnet-ask]

there are more people working with the cops?

[crimedotnet-ask]

hey, sorry for the wait! life happened, so i've been busy, but i'm back now with some more food!

it's spicy chili with rice, and i even brought apple pie for dessert!

oh, and pops says hi again.

-🔥

The food was in the fridge. Some of it had been eaten.