#criminal!

[toffcake]

the pens vs the devils ... 08.11.2025

[ya-boi-haru]

Every now and again, i'll randomly remember that Ulysses would canonically eat Vegemite straight from the jar, and every time, my respect for him just dips a little 📉 /lh/silly

[doctorvenko]

‘if she can’t hear or see dead people, what can she actually do?’ peter spits down the phone line, loud enough for the whole green room to hear, ‘—i know i’m a con, mark. this environment is very unprofessional.’ his phone call is then cut short by jack delroy walking into the green room, who peter chases up fervently from behind. he’d been waiting for him.

INBOX: 6, FOR A SILLY STARTER, @mrdelroy.

‘jacky!’ he catches up to the fellow presenter and matches his walking pace, aware that he is probably quite busy, ‘ubc really know nothing about keeping the talent happy, huh?’ from out of his pocket, peter takes a stick of bubblegum, unwraps it and pops it into his mouth. becoming a tv presenter and developing an addiction to hubba bubba had weirdly come hand in hand. ‘you got any guest rejects to offer me?’ he asked, chewing simultaneously, ‘i think i’m one bad interview away from breaking into bellevue and hosting live from there.’

[parttimesarah]

He put his whole Brandon Bussi into that save! 🖤💛

[pop-punklouis]

why is it that every time i see louis, it’s like he benjamin buttons himself back in age. he rolls up, and he looks like he’s sold his soul to look 10 years younger every SINGLE time. it’s criminal.

[lhrry]

the fact that there’s a photo of louis with all the flags at afhf as well as footage of our project as viewed from the stage and I’m never going to see it is criminal

[roycohns]

um i was like oh my god why can’t i focus. well you didn’t take your adhd pills so…