Babygirl, don’t be mad but I’m here with questions 31, 32 and 33 😏
Also trying to remember if I’ve done this one myself before, some of the questions are very familiar but I haven’t had coffee yet and it shows
why do i feel like these questions are going to be vicious attacks? let's see...
31. What's your ideal fic length to write?
fuck you (affectionately and carnally). honestly. that is a rude, rude question to ask me and you know exactly what you're doing here and it's working.
I don't have an ideal length because I have absolutely no control over my fic lengths. That being said, I usually estimate a number and whatever that number is, you multiply it by 3 and then you have the real length.
32. What's your ideal fic length to read?
(Lawyer voice): It depends.
If I start the fic at 1am, it's probably sub 20k. Any other time, the longer the better.
33. If you write chaptered fics, what's your ideal chapter length to write? Is it different from your ideal chapter length to read?
HONESTLY. JAIL FOR YOU. JAIL FOR A THOUSAND YEARS! I'm going to have @queen-saltyfries make you a jail icon because you deserve to be locked up for these crimes.
My ideal chapter length to write is whatever amount I can get away with before you say: "Lola, absolutely not," which is usually about 20k.
My ideal chapter length to read is: the limit does not exist (okay, maybe it does. Maybe like 20k. Maybe you are right. Whatever).
