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We knew terror when it was released. The cackling, the countless toothy maws, this menace is truly a swine against the gods. But now with heart destroyed, there is a chance for the Laughing Ham to be brought down.

[widobravely]

*pained voice*  I still stan him…

Liam O’Brien: B U T  A T  W H A T  C O S T

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Jester's home is famous for many reasons, but the one we've been looking forward to the most are the famous Nicodranus Bear Claws. We are glad to have stopped by the Lavish Chateau for this trinket, the cinnamon makes all the difference!

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Yeza is a man of many talents, and while cooking may not be one of them we still adore him. So these Teacakes may nott be the best, but we love this halfling alchemist and he made cakes and tea so we are eating cakes and drinking tea.

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The possibilities, the wonder, the dough! So much is held within this Doughdecahedron, if only we could hold on to it for a bit longer to get a richer taste of its power.

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The cold sting in the air, the skittering of our last ally making her way to us, the aura of terror. Were it not for Leomund's Tiny Popsicle Hut, we would be frostbite. Thankful this nightmare in ivory is over... for now

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After what felt like an Imperial Inquisition, a lake of ghosts, and the yeet heard 'round Exandria, we were starting to run out of steam. A little Bead of Nourishment and we are ready to find a Smith and raze a star.

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We were prepped to go find the kiln, but we're not sure Essik's spell worked right. No snow, but we feel like this isn't the right volcano. Can anyone send a message Caduceus? These Kiln Cakes are still a hot find!