All jokes aside though, I can understand why Croacker was freaked out by the Lady. Like, imagine you just spent the last few months writing fanfiction about your family selling you to One Direction and then you go down to the kitchen one day and your mom is like "Honey, I don't know how to say this... One Direction read your fanfiction and they ask us to sell you" I mean, I would also think "wtf, is this legal?". So yeah I don't blame him.









