Colette

I'm a little witch in the woods and the world is not ready for my mischief

[fairycosmos]

apparently youre supposed to perform. they love it when you perform. but it has to be authentic. they hate it when it's not authentic. but you have to perform.

[arcane-airdrop]

Purely hypothetically speaking if I had to start somewhere, what Terry Pratchett's book or series of books should I begin reading?

[arcane-airdrop]

Pulling up to the club with a shirt that says "if I don't have a clear escape route at all times imma start biting people"

[sushi1056]

deactivated

So thoroughly nuked that there isn’t even any record of their original blog url

[ivys-garden]

The Forbidden Knowledge

[bisexual-engineer-girl]

not even any notes. I feel like I’ve stumbled upon a plot-advancing skeleton’s notebook

[arcane-airdrop]

Looking at my wrist after my open reduction internal fixation surgery

[em-the-wizard-draws]

Saiki n mob

[arcane-airdrop]

How do I deactivate the YouTube function that automatically puts a creepy AI voiceover on every single English video?

[wholesome-animal-images]

[orcboxer]

it's meee I'm your guardian angel hiiiiii 😇 okay🙏 so. in about six months, you're gonna die of starvation. 🥺 and if I don't protect you, I will get: #fired! 🫢 and that is No Good 🙅‍♀️ hahaaa So. 🙏 I looked into causes of starvation, and it turns out: Your death is totally preventable! 😯 Uh oh! 😆 There's more than enough food to sustain you without interfering with anyone else's survival, but you're not allowed to have it! 🤨 Whaaat? 🤷‍♀️ Apparently, your death is premeditated by thousands of things called "shareholders." So. 🙏 I've been killing people,

[arroscnleche]

soy yooo tu ángel de la guarda holiiiiii 😇 okay🙏 bueno. en como seis meses, vas a morir de hambre. 🥺 y si no te protejo, me van a: #¡despedir! 🫢 y eso No esta Chido 🙅‍♀️jajaaa Entonces. 🙏investigue acerca del tema y resulta que: ¡puedo prevenir tu muerte al 100%! 😯 ¡Uh oh! 😆 Hay más que suficiente comida para que sobrevivas sin que interfieras con la supervivencia de los demás, ¡pero no puedes teneral! 🤨 ¿Queeeé? 🤷‍♀️ Al parecer, tu muerte fue premeditada por miles de cosas llamadas "accionistas." Y bueno. 🙏 empeze a matar personas,

[tracing-rivers]

c'est moooi ton ange gardien coucooou 😇 bon 🙏 alors. dans genre six mois, tu vas mourir de faim. 🥺 et si je te protège pas, je vais me faire: #virer ! 🫢 et ça c'est pas Pas Super 🙅‍♀️ hahaaa Donc. 🙏 j'ai fait mes recherches sur les causes de famine et devine quoi: Ta mort est 100% évitable ! 😯 Oh-oh ! 😆 Il y a largement assez de ressources pour te nourrir sans interférer avec la survie d'autrui, mais tu n'y as pas accès ! 🤨 Quoooi ? 🤷‍♀️ Apparemment ta mort a été préméditée par des milliers de trucs appelées des "actionnaires". Du coup.🙏 j'ai tué pas mal de monde,

[clockworkspider]

hiiiiii 😇 我是亲的守护小天使！okay🙏 嗯。您在差不多半年会饿死哈🥺 若我不能救您我会被#炒鱿鱼！🫢 那可不行哦🙅‍♀️ 哈哈。所以昵🙏我查了一下人类饿死的原因，然后发现：诶呀呀😯亲的死是可以避免哒！😆 这世上有足够食物给亲吃，一点儿也不需要影响别人的生存率哒！但不给亲！🤨 怎么会这样昵？ 🤷‍♀️ 原来，亲的死是被一帮叫“股东”的东西计算好滴！ 所以昵🙏 我杀了一些人，

[frogdj]

sono iooo il tuo angelo custodeee ehilà 😇 bene🙏 allora. tra circa sei mesi morirai di fame. e se non ti proteggo verrò: #licenziato! 🫢 che Non Va Bene 🙅‍♀️ hahaaa Quindi. 🙏 Ho ricercato le cause della tua fame e ho scoperto che la tua morte è completamente prevenibile! 😯 Oh-oh! 😆 C'è cibo più che a sufficienza per sostenerti, senza dover interferire con la sopravvivenza di qualsiasi altra persona, ma non ti è permesso averlo! 🤨 Coooosa? 🤷‍♀️ A quanto pare, la tua morte è premeditata da migliaia di cosucce chiamate "azionisti." Dunque. 🙏 Ho iniziato a uccidere gente,

[bluesky-out-of-context]

[steampunkforever]

I would still use my turn signals in the Mad Max Wasteland. They'd call me "Signal" because I'd hit my blinker before ramming the enemy hot rods into the side of a desert ravine. I'd use my turn signal every time. They would respect me for this.

[kraken17]

"That is Signal, the Last Follower of the Old Law."

[lorkhanagendaposting]

"A society that separates its lore masters from its horny posters will have its headcanons written by prudes and its erotic fanfic by fools."

[arcane-airdrop]

Flirting with the innskeeper daughter: "This? Oh, yeah, it's just my witcher medallion. Uh, what? Oh, it's a mule head: I'm from the School of the Jackass. Yeah, it's relatively new. What? No, we don't use swords, usually me and my buddies over there just pelt the monsters with arrows, or we surround them with spears. Sometimes we use pack tactics to drive them down a cliff to their death. Yes, we are the largest Witcher School at the moment, for some reason our guys don't seem to die all that often. And yes, all the other Schools hate our guts..."

[pointnclick]

"we live in an uncaring universe." sorry the special planet full of beauty and animals and food literally growing out of the ground isnt good enough for you. i guess

[arcane-airdrop]

So, I've recently started playing Magic the Gathering

[arcane-airdrop]

I take it all back, subhanallah long live Secret Lair and Universes Beyond!

[arcane-airdrop]

[roaches-inthecereal]

[uwuinhell]