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M1RA
MODEL, ELECTRICIAN?, RACECAR DRIVER?
LIGHTNING MCQUEEN #1 ADMIRER
CROCS FAN
EYECRIMES FOR @dremenec AND THIER CROCS
this is the greatest day of Miras life. She has 47 complimentary pairs of crocs.
Rumi is grinding her teeth in the the bathroom of the photoshoot.
Zoey is laughing so much she made herself feel sick
Zuko at the Zukka date, walking up to the five star restaurant with "Uncle gelled it for me" hair and a slick button down shirt because "NO UNCLE I'M NOT WEARING A HAWAIIAN SHIRT TO MY DATE":
Sokka, rolling up to their five-o'clock reservation in bright blue crocs and a yellow monstrosity of a shirt that is painful to look at that says "RESPECT THE FUCKING MOON BITCHES":
Zuko:
Sokka:
Zuko: ...My Uncle did my hair.
Sokka, eyeing the absurd amount of gell that is basically supergluing his hair in place: ... I can tell. It's fabulous.
...
The waiter after taking one look at Sokka's khakis and blindingly bright shirt+crocs combo: Not to be rude sirs, but are you absolutely certain that you are the five-o'clock reservation tonight?
Zuko: ... Yes?
Sokka: Of course we are! We're dressed so fancy too!
The waiter, still eyeing Sokka's crocs: ... I... see.
@jamilton-central I’m feeding your Crocs AU and I have mixed feelings about it *re-upload,, The other one had a black background
THE NOTORIOUS FDZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
THE PEOPLE HAVE SPOKEN! (they have said yakety we are seriously concerned about the levels of derangement)
Here is THE NOTORIOUS FDZ's debut single. She did all the graphic design and art herself. She loves it. Mira is trying not to visibly retch.
also surprise! crossover with CROCS AU dare you click the tag? beware of eyecrimes to the max
Mira made her a website under duress (big brown eyes) IT IS VILE and a insult to code and taste everywhere. Zo loves it. sparkly. turtle pointer. auto play bgm.
here is the explanation THE NOTORIOUS FDZ continuing on with my deranged fanarts of great fics where the thing i have drawn doesn't happen! (see also... – @yaketysmax on Tumblr which is probably not going to help? enjoy
Front Desk Zoey (THE NOTORIOUS FDZ!) is from the wonderful fic show me (how to love you) by @honestground.
None of this happens at all
CROCS AU is from the also wonderful fic Fast Car by @theallegoricalcavedweller where also none of the crocs au lore happens at all either. I'm sorry authors. I love your fics very much. Go read them both everyone.
💬 0 🔁 7 ❤️ 29 · CROCS AU · HERE IS THE COLLECTED CROCS AU because tumblr reposts get real messy. I blame myself but also everyone else for
I can't believe you all encouraged me like this. You should be ASHAMED of yourselves. Here is CROCS AU, a deranged spinoff of @theallegoricalcavedweller's awesome fic 'Fast Car' and @dremenec's art of Mira-crocs and lightning McQueen fan. So really, i am blameless in this eyecrime situation.??? (Go read fast car! (I'm sorry Cave. for the continued eyecrimes against your fic) None of this happens and it is a really great fic. Croc-free!) Mira's croc photoshoot (below) goes so well she becomes a crocs ambassador, and designs a whole line. Zoey is delighted. Rumi is DISGUSTED and is internally retching when she has to do her 'business crocs' photoshoot that Mira designed her a custom pair for. But she does it to be supportive. (that's love, baby!) Mira designs Celine a pair of formal crocs. Celine says thank you, then immediately drops them into the bin and sets fire to them, maintaining eye contact the entire time. They never speak of it again. here is the original M1RA MODEL, ELECTRICIAN?, RACECAR DRIVER? LIGHTNING MCQUEEN #1 ADMIRER CROCS FAN EYECRIMES FOR @dremenec AND THIER CROCS this is... – @yaketysmax on Tumblr
also blaming @goodwillhuntrx for the Mira Mira crocs. SHAME ON YOU! i SHOULD NOT BE ENCOURAGED THIS WAY.
crocs au returns???
crossing over all my stupid au ideas until they collapse into a black hole of pure derangement
in every fic universe, Rumi hates crocs but ends up with a pair. Now she has some werewolf ones.
these aus are beyond explanation at this point, but go read Fast Car by theallegoricalcavedweller and Wolfish Behavior by Kayr0ss on a03. I won't tag them as they have suffered enough :D
CROCS AU
HERE IS THE COLLECTED CROCS AU because tumblr reposts get real messy. I blame myself but also everyone else for this AU. I'M STOPPING NOW AND AM NOT THINKING IF DERPY WOULD HAVE 4 TINY CROCS OR SLEEP IN ONE BIG ONE. NO!
anyway please go read the delightful 'fast car' rumira fic by @theallegoricalcavedweller which does not contain any crocs at all but because the target of many eyecrimes because of this post by @dremenec: (2) 'Fast Car' shitposting Bonus: – @dremenec on Tumblr
Fast Car - Chapter 1 - Allegorical_Cave_Dweller - KPop Demon Hunters (2025) [Archive of Our Own]
i am also blaming @goodwillhuntrx for croc eyecrime encouragement, FOR SHAME
Slipped on my crocs to walk to the bus stop this morning and nearly got frostbite on my ankles
