#crossbowsandsilver

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crossbowsandsilver replied to your post:crossbowsandsilver replied to your post:Favorite...

It’d be a heck of a lot easier if the people we ended up dungeoning with weren’t all a pile of suck :( You’re my favorite to play with, too <3

I just like when you get all guttermouthy when you’re killing things.

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crossbowsandsilver replied to your post:Favorite video game, and favorite person to play...

Hey! I wouldn’t need to complain if the ranged weapons for lower levels didn’t suck balls! What the hell am I supposed to do when I can’t hit the broad side of a damn barn, all because I started a new alt? Stupid game :(

This is why we run dungeons, to try to get better weapons.

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crossbowsandsilver replied to your post:crossbowsandsilver replied to your post:Marry me...

You did not seriously just Han Solo me.

Yes, I did.

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crossbowsandsilver replied to your post:Marry me <3

I mean, I love you?

I know.

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Marry me <3

Okay, haven’t we gotten married like, twelve times now? Not that I’m against the thirteenth wedding, it’s just that I think there’s a point when that’s just too much cake.

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Stiles had tracked the witch through the woods - for a given value of tracking, anyway. She had taken him on three dates to this exact spot, and he figured out too late that she was setting up for some twisted ritual, so he broke up with her and immediately went looking for his friends. The girl didn't look up, just kept chanting quietly from the center of the circle she had scratched into the dirt around her.

"Uh, you should stop now." Stiles interrupted, shaking his head at her. "Seriously, you're not even as good or bad as other witches that have been in this town. We figured you out pretty fast and you're not getting away with it. You might as well surrender quietly instead of whatever you're planning."

She got to her feet and stepped back, out of the circle, careful not to break the line as she turned and ran toward the cliff, doing a swan dive from it.

Stiles rushed forward, but he was too late.

What Stiles, Lydia, Scott and Malia didn't see was the angry scowl of an altogether different witch at the bottom of the cliff, who wasn't amused that her own plan had been disrupted by the death of the first.

Stiles blacked out, and when he came to, he was laying at the base of the cliff. He stared up in disbelief, then started checking his limbs to make sure they were still attached and whole. It didn't take very long before he realized the body he was examining didn't actually belong to him. Not unless he had grown breasts as he fell.