M. Stilinski

M. Stilinski. Easily bored, easily entertained.

[dialmforstiles]

//Does anyone still rp on this site?

[tylerthelatteboy-deactivated202]

do you remember the first time you were called annoying? how your breath stopped short in your chest the way the light drained from your eyes, though you knew your cheeks were ablaze the way your throat tightened as you tried to form an argument that got lost on your tongue. your eyes never left the floor that day. you were 13. you’re 20 now, and i still see the light fade from your eyes when you talk about your interests for “too long,” apologies littering every other sentence, words trailing off a cliff you haven’t jumped from in 7 years. i could listen to you forever, though i know speaking for more than 3 uninterrupted minutes makes you anxious. all i want you to know is that you deserve to be heard for 3 minutes for 10 minutes for 2 hours forever. there will be people who cannot handle your grace, your beauty, your wisdom, your heart; mostly because they can’t handle their own. but you will never be and have never been “too much.”

- tyler ford  (via shelbyisms)

[imderek-blog1]

@dialmforstiles

Derek’s frowned as he read through what the other person had to say. The show kinda was baiting, but he felt like he needed to agree just on principle. Besides he didn’t like the others guys definition on what ‘jumping the shark ment’. “Maybe there will no longer be an overall arch for the series because if they get together it would need to ne in the finally to keep people watching and waiting for it. Once they get together their won’t be the same flirty sexual tention.” He hit enter and anxiously waited.

[dialmforstiles]

@imderek “What... the hell?” Stiles blurted, then started typing again, not bothering to include his outburst in the message. ‘Couples flirt with one another all the time. If you don’t know that, I feel sorry for you.’

[imderek-blog1]

Derek had a secret. It was actually a pretty big secret, and he would probably quit as an actor of the full extent of his bad bobby got exposed. After a long day on set he sits down on his computer and opens up on of his favorite fan sights… An ex had introduced him to this life ok? It was kind of addicting- or he was that much of a self centered jerk to be willing yo go on a webform like this with his pictures posted everywhere and talk about himself. It wasn’t really him, though. Just the made up version of him so it was justifiable. Kinda. Apparently the last episode got a lot of bad reviews. Not that Derek really blamed everyone, but he couldn’t help feeling like he needs to defend himself. Choosing a random one to reply to he types, “Yea, but it’s like one of those things once they actually give the fans what they want and they have that crescendo there would be nothing else to lead up to. In tv terms it’s called jumping the shark.”

[dialmforstiles]

‘Jumping the shark is when a show is basically all out of ideas and they come up with something really weird that makes no sense to the overall arc of the series. It was named that because of an episode of Happy Days were Fonzie actually jumped over a shark.’ Stiles corrected, sighing as he read over what he had just typed, wanting to make sure it was coherent before he submitted the response. ‘What you’re talking about is called baiting.’

[dialmforstiles]

Stiles was annoyed, to say the least. After forty-three episodes, the forty-fourth was supposed to be the one where his favorite characters got together. He was still muttering to himself as he got online and started venting, rubbing his eyes. He was exhausted and maybe even ready to cry a little. The writers sucked, the show sucked, and he thought he might even hate the actors for not trying harder to get the fan-preferred couple together after two years of unresolved tension. “Hated...” He spoke as he typed. “Whole stupid episode. The entire set-up for this season seemed like it was guaranteed to lead up to my favorite couple and then nothing. I have enough crap to deal with in reality, I don’t want it in my tv shows.” He posted the message and sat back, sighing. 

[dialmforstiles]

Trying to write a post on reddit to ask for advice puts things in perspective. I’m glad I didn’t actually post it.

[bisexualwatson]

“why are you using men’s body wash” maybe I wanna smell like a fuckin pine tree idk why are you gendering soaps

[dialmforstiles]

me to partners: please take however long u need to reply literally reply whenever pls dont ever feel pressured ever okay u matter

me thinking about replies: holy jesus fuck i need to reply or they'll hate me oh my god i have to reply right now im fucking sweating lord save me

[dialmforstiles]

I love when things like this happen.

[dutchster]

[dialmforstiles]

// Being genderfluid sucks because sometimes I’m a guy, sometimes I’m a girl, sometimes I’m a couch potato, you know what I’m saying?

[dialmforstiles]

Sometimes, when I get really bored, I look for Derek online. Just to see if he’s on facebook or twitter.

[dialmforstiles]

// Every time I wonder if I’m doing the right thing in homeschooling, I get another reason why it’s the best option.

[dialmforstiles]

valiantmccall started following you

[just-shower-thoughts]

PornHub should create an ad campaign spinoff similar to Snickers. “You’re not you when you’re horny”

[dialmforstiles]

What the fuck is this new posting layout?

[vazerick-deactivated20260311]

Keanu Reeves is a vampire.

[theinsanerobin]

Now, look at this:

That’s “Paul Mounet”, a french actor, who “died” in 1922. His body never was found.

Then, look at this:

An unknown man, painted in 1530 by Parmigianino.

Compare them:

[thetoolazytothinkupacoolnameblog]

He’s a motherfucking vampire

[muppetsational]

ladyincarnadine:

beautiful-thorn-beastly-rose:

His beard in 2011 even grows the same way as the painting in 1530

I totally believe this to be true.

[magic-sprinkled-daydreams]

What the ever loving fuck?!