#crowns.task5

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WHICH GREEK GOD DO YOU RELATE TO THE MOST

Hestia is a goddess of the hearth, architecture, and the right ordering of domesticity, the family, the home, and the state. She upholds her traditional values, and believes strongly in her symbolism.

WHICH FAMOUS KING OR QUEEN ARE YOU

Richard I –– Chivalrous and charming, you are Richard I – The Lionheart (1189-1199)! A natural leader, you were born to rule - not just forced into it. Others flock to your magnetic personality, and are swooned by your genuine charm. You are not only a gifted leader, but one who leads by example, a rare feat. Richard I was a crusading King who gained fame for his chivalry, courage and indefatigable spirit. He earnt the respect of his great enemy Saladin through vast crusades, sweeping the entire continent of Europe.

HOW WOULD JANE AUSTEN DESCRIBE YOUR LOVE LIFE

''Where the heart is really attached, I know very well how little one can be pleased with the attention of any body else.'' –– You believe life is all about finding your one true love, and you're not about to waste your time on Tindr dating an endless stream of "Netflix and chill"-kinda guys. You're searching for a soul mate, and there's no way you'll settle for anything less.

WHAT IS YOUR FATAL FLAW

Fatal flaw: You’re an idealist in a cruel, callous world. You want the world to be good. Here’s the problem: it’s usually not. At best it’s subpar. At worst it’s a nightmare void, and your naiveté is simply a plot device used to emphasize this point. Your inability to accept the world’s present darkness will lead to your untimely downfall, but not before your dewy-eyed idealism and rosy visions of utopia erode away. You will become a shell of your former self. Sorry about that. Yikes.

HOW WOULD YOU DIE IN A SHAKESPEARE PLAY

You’re going to throw yourself away. What does this even mean? Nobody knows. Probably that you’re going to die in a dumpster or something. This is the one I got. Typical.

WHAT SHAKESPEARE ARCHETYPE ARE YOU

The Flawed Hero –– You are the hero of this play called life, but you are plagued by inner demons and glaring personality flaws. You are the Romeo, the Hamlet, the Macbeth, the Othello. You’re a good person, mostly, but you’re also impulsive, or vengeful, or ambitious, or jealous and easily tricked by dubious ensigns. You will make one mistake, and then also like twelve more mistakes just to bring it all home, and then? Well, then you will die. (But that’s just the worst-case scenario.)

WHAT WOULD YOU DIE OF IN THE MIDDLE AGES

You would’ve died in the Peasants’ Revolt of 1381, also known as the least successful uprising ever attempted by a group of unruly farmers. Following the Black Death, the abrupt lack of able-bodied workers made labor more valuable. The emerging middle class got together and said, “Hey, I think we deserve fair wages,” to which Richard II responded, “Okay, that sounds fair,” and had them all executed. Whoops. If it helps, things eventually got a little bit better. Not for you, obviously, but for the people who had the good sense to still be alive.

ARE YOU THE PROTAGONIST

Ho hum. You are not the protagonist. At best you are a secondary character, and at worst you are an expendable extra. Look, it's fine. It's like I said: not all of us get to be protagonists. Some of us have to be the guys playing music in the background while the Titanic goes down and all the important, Kate Winslet-type people get to run around having actual plotlines and spitting in Billy Zane's face. It's just what has to happen—otherwise, there's no story at all!

WOULD YOU SURVIVE A SHAKESPEARE PLAY

You would not survive a Shakespeare Play. Yikes. In the death realm better known as "every Shakespeare play ever written," you, unfortunately, would not make it out alive. I can't tell you how exactly you'd shuffle off this mortal coil—whether by your own hand, or due to a betrayal on the part of someone you loved, or because of some hilarious accident—but I can tell you that you simply don't have the vigor to survive a five-act structure.

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⋄ ☾ ⋅ ⋆ TASK o5. quizzes

WHAT greek god do you relate to the most ?

NYX. –– The personification and the goddess of night. Her appearances are sparse in surviving mythology, but reveal her as a figure of such exceptional power and beauty that she is feared by Zeus himself. She is fearless and feisty, and is not afraid of a challenge.

WHICH famous king/queen are you ?

KING ALFRED. –– Strategic and formidable, you are King Alfred (849 – 899)! A natural born warrior, you are always the first to act and have made a habit of coming out on top. Others respect you for your intellect, but would follow you regardless based simply on your physical prowess. (King- 871 to 899) Alfred was King of Wessex, but during his reign, he was able to unite different areas of England and move the country towards greater unity. He had a rare combination of being a formidable warrior – defeating the Vikings, and also being a scholarly and educated man.

WHAT shakespeare character are you ?

PERICLES. –– You are a proud, regal personage. You value tradition and loyalty above all else, and you are wary of those whose motivations are suspect. Once your trust and confidence is lost, it is gone forever. You enjoy the finer things in life: only the most peerless vintage of wine, the best cut of meat, the most artisanal cocktail for you. You are at heart a good and noble soul, and a strong presence, so those below you trust your confidence and grace under pressure.

WHAT is your fatal flaw ?

YOUR BRUTAL HONESTY. –– You’re blunt. You’re outspoken. Frankly, you’re kind of a jerk. But you get away with it because you’re usually right and also because you’re indispensable to the major plot. But honestly? It’s going to come back to haunt you. One of these days, you’re going to be TOO honest. You’re going to refuse to lie at a critical juncture, upholding your honorable caustic truthfulness, and you’re going to pay the ultimate price for it.

HOW would you die in a shakespeare play ?

YOU’RE GOING TO THROW YOURSELF AWAY. –– What does this even mean? Nobody knows. Probably that you’re going to die in a dumpster or something. This is the one I got. Typical.

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we know what we are, but not what we may be.

-- here there be personality quizzes. tbh i’m not sure how much i believe the first three results but? aight...

which greek god/goddess do you reflect the most?

Hermes Hermes is considered a god of transitions and boundaries. He is described as quick and cunning, moving freely between the worlds of the mortal and divine. He is also portrayed as an emissary and messenger of the gods; an intercessor between mortals and the divine, and conductor of souls into the afterlife. He has been viewed as the protector and patron of herdsmen, thieves, oratory and wit, literature and poetry, athletics and sports, invention and trade, roads, boundaries and travelers. 

which famous king or queen are you?

Richard I Chivalrous and charming, you are Richard I – The Lionheart (1189-1199)! A natural leader, you were born to rule - not just forced into it. Others flock to your magnetic personality, and are swooned by your genuine charm. You are not only a gifted leader, but one who leads by example, a rare feat. Richard I was a crusading King who gained fame for his chivalry, courage and indefatigable spirit. He earnt the respect of his great enemy Saladin through vast crusades, sweeping the entire continent of Europe.

which shakespeare character are you?

Macbeth You are a strong, powerful, charismatic personality. People do what you say...or get the heck out of your way. You are practical, matter of fact, and you'll do whatever it takes to get the job done. Your single-mindedness can make you a bit of a loner. Three course meals and fancy cocktails aren't for you - you're far too practical for that frou frou nonsense. Be careful that, in your drive for excellence, you don't push everyone away. You might need friends when you least expect it.

what is your greek godly parentage?

Hades Your godly parent is Hades, The God of the Dead and Wealth, Lord of the Underworld. Children of Hades usually are isolated and used to doing things alone. Your solitary existence makes you susceptible to being very wary about strangers, and while you appreciate and crave kindness, you might feel offended as you believe you don't need any special treatment. Children of Hades appear calm and quiet, but can be passionate with joy, love, or rage when situations arise. Because Hades oversees law and conduct, children of Hades tend to have a set definition of acceptable morals, and require a lot of help to change their perspectives. You are extremely protective of the small circle of people that you trust, and any insult against them is an insult to you, which you will not forget anytime soon. Despite being honorable, misunderstood, lawful, intelligent and hardworking, children of Hades can have a darker side too, warping these traits into cunning, ruthlessness and deviousness. More often than not, the good rules over the bad, and children of Hades operate in grey areas to ensure that they achieve their end result.

how would jane austen describe your love life?

''Where the heart is really attached, I know very well how little one can be pleased with the attention of any body else.'' You believe life is all about finding your one true love, and you're not about to waste your time on Tindr dating an endless stream of "Netflix and chill"-kinda guys. You're searching for a soul mate, and there's no way you'll settle for anything less.

what is your fatal flaw?

Your brutal honesty. You’re blunt. You’re outspoken. Frankly, you’re kind of a jerk. But you get away with it because you’re usually right and also because you’re indispensable to the major plot. But honestly? It’s going to come back to haunt you. One of these days, you’re going to be TOO honest. You’re going to refuse to lie at a critical juncture, upholding your honorable caustic truthfulness, and you’re going to pay the ultimate price for it.

how would you die in a shakespeare play?

Poison It’s not the most glamorous of deaths, but it’s perfectly respectable, as deaths go. 

which shakespeare archetype are you?

The bastard prince You’re of noble blood, but you were born out of wedlock, so now you’re evil. Maybe it’s because society has written you off as an outcast. Maybe it’s because the throne that’s rightfully yours is going to your younger brother. Either way, you’re probably the villain of this story, or at least a recurring annoyance. See: Don John from Much Ado About Nothing, Edmund from King Lear, and a character from King John who’s literally known as The Bastard. (Though he, at least, gets to be a cool and complex character.)

what would you die of in the middle ages?

The plague You would’ve died during the Black Death, which, you know, gross, but at least you’re in good company—something like one-third of the population of England died of it, too. No one had a clue what was causing it (they didn’t know about germs yet), so they just figured God was mad at them or the planets were out of wack and decided to hope for the best while continuing to drink their ale from the same turd-infested mead-hall. The bad news: this was a terrible way to go. (Don’t Google it unless you want to read the word “sputum” over and over again.) The good news: you would’ve died pretty quickly, so at least you’ve got that going for you.

are you the protagonist?

You are the protagonist! You're Harry Potter, Frodo, Dorothy, and Katniss all rolled into one. It's all about you, all the time. You may be some sort of Chosen One, or a dystopian heroine with a witty inner monologue, or maybe you're the John Watson to someone else's Sherlock Holmes. Whatever the case may be, it's your world and the rest of us are just living in it.

would you survive a shakespeare play?

You would survive a Shakespeare play! You are a Horatio among Hamlets and a Macduff among Macbeths. Whether it’s because you tend to stay out of the drama or simply because you’re good with a sword, you are a higher caliber of person and would definitely make it through an entire Shakespeare play without getting smothered or stabbed or poisoned or eaten by a bear, which is nothing short of a miracle.

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WHICH GREEK GOD / GODDESS DO YOU REFLECT THE MOST ?

HEPHAESTUS –––––

Hephaestus is the Greek god of blacksmiths, craftsmen, artisans, sculptors, metals, metallurgy, fire and volcanoes. As a smithing god, Hephaestus made all the weapons of the gods in Olympus. He served as the blacksmith of the gods, and was worshipped in the manufacturing and industrial centers of Greece, particularly Athens. He was strong, intelligent, and respected by many, but not all.

WHICH FAMOUS KING OR QUEEN ARE YOU ?

QUEEN VICTORIA –––––

Intuitive and progress-driven, you are Queen Victoria (1837-1901)! Yours is a mind fixated on the future and build for expansion. A true visionary, you put your active imagination and tendency to daydream to good use through practical applications. You're quite the rare mix of thoughtful and tech-savvy. Queen from (1837-1901), Victoria was the longest reigning monarch. During her reign, Britain was transformed into a modern industrial nation, and the British Empire spread across the globe.

WHAT SHAKESPEARE CHARACTER ARE YOU ?

LUCIANA –––––

You are a textbook idealist. When you fall in love, it is head over heels...and usually, it's love at first sight! No matter, since you are all heedless optimism and idealism. As a result, you can be a bit sensitive and your heart (and ego!) has been bruised more than once. Your friends value you for your good nature and positive outlook on life. You can be sneaky and crafty when you go after what you want, and it doesn't always turn out how you expect - but it does always ends up for the best! 

WHAT IS YOUR GODLY PARENTAGE ?

APOLLO, SUN CHARIOTEER, GOD OF MUSIC, ARTS, POETRY, ARCHERY, PROPHECY, TRUTH, MEDICINE, PLAGUES AND ORDER –––––

Wow. That sounded like a diner menu didn't it? Apollo is considered to be the most powerful god on the Olympian council after the Big Three and Hera and Demeter, mainly due to all his spheres of influence. As a child of Apollo, you may exhibit one or more talents associated with the sun god. Children of Apollo are extremely talented and many know it, which can vary from charismatic confidence to narcissistic arrogance. You are open-minded, easygoing, empathetic yet logical. You have a skill in music, art, drama or language and being the child of the god of prophecies, you are sometimes very intuitive about the future. Yet, you focus more on the journey rather than the destination. You're kind, helpful and show extreme protection towards 1-2 people in your life you can't live without. When you're angered, you tend to make reckless but powerful decisions, and can make a complete U-turn in personality. You have no patience for betrayal or bullying, and can become very righteous in exacting revenge, resulting in devastation that was more than you planned for in hindsight. Despite your playful and shallow exterior, you probably spend a lot of time being very observant and perceptive about the world around you, and you show that in your daily activities.Qualities include harmony, order, reason, creativity, restraint, curiosity, arrogance, narcissism, observant. 

HOW WOULD JANE AUSTEN DESCRIBE YOUR LOVE LIFE ?

“She was stronger alone, and her own good sense so well supported her, that her firmness was as unshaken.” –––––

BOY, BYE. As far as you’re concerned, dating is just a distraction from all the things you should be focusing on, like working toward your personal goals and figuring out a way to Apparate into Hogwarts. Plus, personal space is pretty high up on your list of priorities.

WHAT IS YOUR FATAL FLAW ?

YOU’RE MARRIED TO YOUR JOB  –––––

Your priorities are as follows: your job is number one, and in a distant second is literally everything else. Take a break, you workaholic! If you don’t, you’ll tether yourself to this sinking ship and wind up working yourself to the breaking point. You might very well have a crisis of identity. You’ll definitely strain your relationship with your significant other. I bet you’re a police officer, or a surgeon or something. Just… take it easy, okay? Spend time with your family.

HOW WOULD YOU DIE IN A SHAKESPEARE PLAY ?

YOU’RE GOING TO DIE BY POISON –––––

It’s not the most glamorous of deaths, but it’s perfectly respectable, as deaths go.

WHAT SHAKESPEARE ARCHETYPE ARE YOU ?

THE BASTARD PRINCE –––––

You’re of noble blood, but you were born out of wedlock, so now you’re evil. Maybe it’s because society has written you off as an outcast. Maybe it’s because the throne that’s rightfully yours is going to your younger brother. Either way, you’re probably the villain of this story, or at least a recurring annoyance. See: Don John from Much Ado About Nothing, Edmund from King Lear, and a character from King John who’s literally known as The Bastard. (Though he, at least, gets to be a cool and complex character.)

WHAT WOULD YOU DIE OF IN THE MIDDLE AGES ?

CHILDBIRTH –––––

You would’ve died in childbirth, which was basically one of the most common ways to die. In the Middle Ages, women were having babies constantly, and modern medicine hadn’t been invented yet. Therefore if something went wrong, a midwife’s best bet was “Well let’s give her some vinegar and then rub eagle’s dung everywhere, that usually works.” A crucifix may have also been involved. The odds weren’t good is what we’re saying.

ARE YOU THE PROTAGONIST ?

YOU’RE DEFINITELY NOT THE PROTAGONIST –––––

In fact, I'm pretty sure you're the antagonist. I have no idea how you got this, actually. I tried to make it really hard. Anyway, you're the adversarial plot element every good story needs. You oppose the protagonist at every turn, and you generally just make things difficult. You're not necessarily evil, but you are the vehicle for conflict and people mostly hate you, so... there's that. Sorry! 

WOULD YOU SURVIVE A SHAKESPEARE PLAY ?

YOU WOULD NOT SURVIVE –––––

Yikes. In the death realm better known as "every Shakespeare play ever written," you, unfortunately, would not make it out alive. I can't tell you how exactly you'd shuffle off this mortal coil—whether by your own hand, or due to a betrayal on the part of someone you loved, or because of some hilarious accident—but I can tell you that you simply don't have the vigor to survive a five-act structure.

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TASK 005.

WHAT GREEK GOD DO YOU RELATE TO THE MOST

Hera is the goddess of women and marriage in Greek mythology and religion. Hera is commonly seen with the animals she considers sacred including the cow, lion and the peacock. Portrayed as majestic and solemn, often enthroned, and crowned with the polos (a high cylindrical crown worn by several of the Great Goddesses). Despite negative connotations associated with her, she was a great and powerful Goddess who loved people.

WHICH FAMOUS KING OR QUEEN ARE YOU

Chivalrous and charming, you are Richard I – The Lionheart (1189-1199)! A natural leader, you were born to rule - not just forced into it. Others flock to your magnetic personality, and are swooned by your genuine charm. You are not only a gifted leader, but one who leads by example, a rare feat. Richard I was a crusading King who gained fame for his chivalry, courage and indefatigable spirit. He earned the respect of his great enemy Saladin through vast crusades, sweeping the entire continent of Europe.

WHAT SHAKESPEARE CHARACTER ARE YOU

You are Macbeth. You are a strong, powerful, charismatic personality. People do what you say...or get the heck out of your way. You are practical, matter of fact, and you'll do whatever it takes to get the job done. Your single-mindedness can make you a bit of a loner. Three course meals and fancy cocktails aren't for you - you're far too practical for that frou frou nonsense. Be careful that, in your drive for excellence, you don't push everyone away. You might need friends when you least expect it.

WHAT IS YOUR GREEK GODLY PARENTAGE

Athena’s children are quick-thinking, witty, wise and responsible. As one of them, you are known to think several steps ahead, and plan for every inevitability. Children of Athena are also very sympathetic towards to those in need, and will do anything to help those less unfortunate than them. They also have no problems in sharing their knowledge with others, and you’ll find them spouting facts about their favorite things all the time. Children of athena have lots of patience and motivation, and once they begin a task, they will not rest until they finish it. Athena’s children also are plagued with problems of pride and vengeance; when crossed, will go to elaborate lengths to exact their payment. Because you appreciate the subtleties of intelligence and strategy, sometimes you can be closed off to more emotional intuition and asking for help in these areas can be challenging. 

HOW WOULD JANE AUSTEN DESCRIBE YOUR LOVE LIFE

You got “She was stronger alone, and her own good sense so well supported her, that her firmness was as unshaken.”

WHAT IS YOUR FATAL FLAW

Your brutal honesty. You’re blunt. You’re outspoken. Frankly, you’re kind of a jerk. But you get away with it because you’re usually right and also because you’re indispensable to the major plot. But honestly? It’s going to come back to haunt you. One of these days, you’re going to be TOO honest. You’re going to refuse to lie at a critical juncture, upholding your honourable caustic truthfulness, and you’re going to pay the ultimate price for it.

HOW WOULD YOU DIE IN A SHAKESPEARE PLAY

You’re going to take a dagger through the heart while eating pie.

WHAT SHAKESPEARE ARCHETYPE ARE YOU

The Powerful Queen. Perhaps you are Titania, fairy queen of the forest. Or maybe you’re Cleopatra, clever queen of Egypt. Possibly you’re Lady Macbeth, who becomes queen of Scotland in the fullness of time. The point is there are many ways to be a queen, and whether you live or die depends entirely on how many murders you committed, oversaw, or actively encouraged during your reign. (Unless you are Anne Boleyn, in which case good luck with that.)

WHAT WOULD YOU DIE OF IN THE MIDDLE AGES

You would’ve died in the Peasants’ Revolt of 1381, also known as the least successful uprising ever attempted by a group of unruly farmers. Following the Black Death, the abrupt lack of able-bodied workers made labor more valuable. The emerging middle class got together and said, “Hey, I think we deserve fair wages,” to which Richard II responded, “Okay, that sounds fair,” and had them all executed. Whoops. If it helps, things eventually got a little bit better. Not for you, obviously, but for the people who had the good sense to still be alive.

ARE YOU THE PROTAGONIST

You got; you are the protagonist! You're Harry Potter, Frodo, Dorothy, and Katniss all rolled into one. It's all about you, all the time. You may be some sort of Chosen One, or a dystopian heroine with a witty inner monologue, or maybe you're the John Watson to someone else's Sherlock Holmes. Whatever the case may be, it's your world and the rest of us are just living in it.

WOULD YOU SURVIVE A SHAKESPEARE PLAY

You would survive a Shakespeare play! You are a Horatio among Hamlets and a Macduff among Macbeths. Whether it’s because you tend to stay out of the drama or simply because you’re good with a sword, you are a higher caliber of person and would definitely make it through an entire Shakespeare play without getting smothered or stabbed or poisoned or eaten by a bear, which is nothing short of a miracle.

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WHAT GREEK GOD DO YOU RELATE TO THE MOST?

result : poseidon

he was god of the sea and other waters; of earthquakes; and of horses. in pre-olympian bronze age greece, he was venerated as a chief deity at pylos and thebes. poseidon was protector of seafarers, and of many hellenic cities and colonies. he is noble and powerful, and is recognized as a figure of leadership.

WHICH FAMOUS KING OR QUEEN ARE YOU?

result : richard I

chivalrous and charming, you are richard I – the lionheart (1189-1199)! a natural leader, you were born to rule - not just forced into it. others flock to your magnetic personality, and are swooned by your genuine charm. you are not only a gifted leader, but one who leads by example, a rare feat. richard I was a crusading king who gained fame for his chivalry, courage and indefatigable spirit. he earnt the respect of his great enemy saladin through vast crusades, sweeping the entire continent of europe.

WHAT SHAKESPEARE CHARACTER ARE YOU?

result : hamlet 

you are well educated and tend to work in an academic or artistic field - that is, if you have to work at all, since you usually have wealthy or high class parents. you are reflective, thoughtful, and affected. some might say you are TOO thoughtful (and affected), and it takes far too long to make up your mind - but once you wade through the indecision, you are driven to implement your vision. you tend to keep to yourself, with your nose in a book, singing songs to no one, or muttering in dark corners.

WHAT IS YOUR GREEK GODLY PARENTAGE?

result: poseidon

your godly parent is poseidon, stormbringer, earthshaker and lord of the oceans. children of poseidon display similar qualities to those of zeus, including pride and stubbornness but are more in control of their emotions, making them reasonable in nature. you place high value on those you care about and will go to extremes to help them out. your greatest strength and weakness is your devotion to those closest to you. children of poseidon are generally calm and easy to get along with, which lulls people into a sense of comfort with them. however, being influenced by the never-still ocean, unpredictability should be your middle name, and when provoked, you can unleash rage that you might not even be able to control. children of poseidon, unlike those of zeus, are driven not by law and duty, but by emotional attachments instead, not pausing to judge the consequences of their actions until it's too late. some demigods might be influenced by the thrilling nature of the power they possess and can lose their heads in it, usually requiring a calming external force to snap them out of it. without a control factor, children of poseidon may begin to crave destruction rather than stay balanced.

qualities: pride, loyalty, devotion, reason, leadership, humor, unpredictability, rage

HOW WOULD JANE AUSTEN DESCRIBE YOUR LOVE LIFE?

result : "to be fond of dancing was a certain step towards falling in love.”

at this point, you’re more concerned with acing your classes and hanging out with your friends than you are with your love life—locking down a serious relationship just isn't a priority. you’re cool with flirting and going out in groups, but the second somebody tries to pin you down, you make like harry potter and disappear. that’s not to say you won’t narrow your romantic focus down someday…just not yet.

WHAT IS YOUR FATAL FLAW? result : your brutal honesty.

you’re blunt. you’re outspoken. frankly, you’re kind of a jerk. but you get away with it because you’re usually right and also because you’re indispensable to the major plot. but honestly? it’s going to come back to haunt you. one of these days, you’re going to be too honest. you’re going to refuse to lie at a critical juncture, upholding your honorable caustic truthfulness, and you’re going to pay the ultimate price for it.

HOW WOULD YOU DIE IN A SHAKESPEARE PLAY? result : you’re going to die by poison.

it’s not the most glamorous of deaths, but it’s perfectly respectable, as deaths go.

WHAT SHAKESPEARE ARCHETYPE ARE YOU? result: the flawed hero

you are the hero of this play called life, but you are plagued by inner demons and glaring personality flaws. you are the romeo, the hamlet, the macbeth, the othello. you’re a good person, mostly, but you’re also impulsive, or vengeful, or ambitious, or jealous and easily tricked by dubious ensigns. you will make one mistake, and then also like twelve more mistakes just to bring it all home, and then? well, then you will die. (but that’s just the worst-case scenario.)

WHAT WOULD YOU DIE OF IN THE MIDDLE AGES? result : burned at the stake 

you would’ve been executed for heresy. it’s a bummer, no question, but you should’ve thought about that before you decided to go around reading books or rising up against the monarchy or rejecting the eucharist like some kind of lawless rebel. is it really that hard to keep your head down, make no waves, plow the fields, and die at the ripe old age of 38? it is for you, apparently.

ARE YOU THE PROTAGONIST?

result : you are not the protagonist.

ho hum. you are not the protagonist. at best you are a secondary character, and at worst you are an expendable extra. look, it's fine. it's like i said: not all of us get to be protagonists. some of us have to be the guys playing music in the background while the titanic goes down and all the important, kate winslet-type people get to run around having actual plotlines and spitting in billy zane's face. it's just what has to happen—otherwise, there's no story at all!

 WOULD YOU SURVIVE A SHAKESPEARE PLAY?

result : you would survive a shakespeare play!

you are a horatio among hamlets and a macduff among macbeths. whether it’s because you tend to stay out of the drama or simply because you’re good with a sword, you are a higher caliber of person and would definitely make it through an entire shakespeare play without getting smothered or stabbed or poisoned or eaten by a bear, which is nothing short of a miracle.