Killing me that Rowena basically called Crowley, her son, a whipped bitch for being into Dean, but then told Dean and Cas to work it out and get back together, heller queen
This might be messed up but what if Dean and Cas are singing karaoke to long story short and at “long story short it was the wrong guy-uy-uy” they both point at Crowley
Happy national sibling day. Love you bitch I mean @abmccrea 😘#sisters #nationalsiblingday #cute #greeneyes #blueyes #thereaintnomeifthereaintnoyou #spnquote #bitchjerk #assbutt #idjit #crowrey #moose #squirrel
(Just a short story for my RP session later
which you probably won’t get it unless you RP with me...
so please ignore this LOL
Also crappy Chinklish, woohoo!)
The Fool invited herself into Crowrey's cave to fulfill her pact with Uru which involved her drugging him.
The crows warned their master like a set-off alarm, filling the cave with their cawing noises, but that still didn't stop her from keep venturing in.
"Why are you here?"
Asked Crowrey, sitting by himself with a small book in his hands in the middle of the cave filled with books, lighten by a single candle.
"Why? Can't I just miss you? I want us to spend a little time together. After all, you were the one who called me into this world."
"...which I regret dearly."
"Awww... don't be like that!"
She walked over to the crows' feeder on the other side of the room, where pieces of meats were left in the open for Crowrey's minions to feed on.
"What did you feed your pets with? They left their filth all over the place... Not many people are a fan of that, you know... Some even suggested that you should be the one cleaning after them."
She waved the crow off to see what was on the table, rotten meats, festered with maggots.
"Yuck... no wonder..."
"You're not here only to complain about the crows... just state your business and get it over with."
"Why the rush? I thought our business is always more important than anyone else."
The Fool said as she walks over to where he was sitting. She then wrapped her arms around his neck. Crowrey didn't even bother to shake her off, he knew it wouldn't do him any good.
"I found a new toy yesterday... they were pretty cute... so innocent...so fragile... and filled with pain... and I know you probably knew about this already, since your crows are allll over the place."
"So what if I knew? I have no interest in your little game, demon."
She placed her head onto the back of his neck while leaning on him, sniffing on his scentless hair. The corner of his lips twisted with disgust.
"Do you feel anything when I hold you like this?"
"..."
"Do you miss feeling the heat of the summer and the coldness of winter on your skin?"
"..."
"You're not so talkative today, aren't you? I wonder what you're thinking about in your head right now."
"..."
She hung on to him silently, rolling her eyes after pages of the book he was reading before she finally got bored of waiting. his crows were cawing louder than usual. The Fool started to purposefully tick him off to gain his attention.
"The silent treatment is really boring. Only girls do that, you know?"
"..."
"I bet you really want to get rid of me...”
“Yes, I do...“
“...but you know you can't... you don't even have a soul... it's kinda sad you possess no power over me, undead..."
She pecked his cheek.
"State your business... and leave..."
"Finnneeee... I'm only here because you happened to arouse many others' interests here... They said you're very attractive, you know that? ...It's funny isn't it, after being such a mean snobbish edgelord, they still like you..."
"..."
"I wonder if they would still feel the same when they find out that you're nothing but a soul-eater, preying on them."
The Fool said running one of her hands down his paled open chest, the hand that's holding a small needle with tiny portion of liquid inside. She then stabbed his unbeating heart with it. Crowrey's eyes widen by the attack as he quickly flung her across the room, but the demon caught herself in the air and landed on her feet.
"What have you done!?"
"A friend of mine gave me this fun stuff... and he told me I could do whatever I want with it, so I thought I woulda use it on you, it would be fun. Welllll~ he agreed... "
"Fool! Such attack has no effect on me!!!"
He said glaring at her, then places one of his hands on his chest, where he was stabbed as very tiny portion of liquid came back out onto his hand then he splashed them to the ground.
"I knew it wouldn't..."
She shrugged
"That's why I had your pets tested it instead"
She grinned very widely as some of his crows, those were feeding on the feeder started foaming blood, some dropped from the cave wall and started to twitch on the ground in great pain, some of them died in the process. Crowrey looked over to some of them and finally caught the glimpse of what was going on, he turned back to where The Fool stood but she was already gone...
This is not going to end well...
Uru - @sindere-chan 's oc
Crowrey - My oc
Yuikami - Me
New toy - @bee920