#crucanora

[zoesartspamm]

something something reworking my hc designs bla bla

will redo bina somewhen because she looks like a sad, soaked pigeon

[doodlingwithlou]

When your gf keeps bringing up her pet freak/freak boytoy or whatever

[zoesartspamm]

the plot might have been lost

if anyone finds it, please return it to me

[zoesartspamm]

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Disclaimer: This is pre milf era that's why Crucabena looks younger than what we see of her in canon (yes this has a reason)

Milf era art (hopefully mini comic) coming soon tho TRUST

ANYWAYS HARBINGER YURI YAAAAAY

HCs under the cut you know the drill

first and most importantly:

-That woman is gay. Gay gay homosexual. "oh but she has a daughter" Okay and? have you seen her? Either she a) had a ONS for the sole purpose of creative Clervie b) asexual reproduction is possible in Teyvat c) Clervie was made in a lab

-On that note Signora is bi. prefers women. nobody (including Rostam himself) knows how she ended up in a straight passing (he's not straight either) relationship

-Situationship that's somehow more functional than whatever the fuck Dottore and Pantalone have going on until it isn't

-Okay so like. Signora's delusions suppressing her memories and emotions is not exactly making her relationship material. Neither does her never having had time and resources to heal. Crucabena knows that. She REALLY does not want to be in love but she is. In fact it's the first time she is feeling that type of love. She utterly hates it, had Dottore check her out for any possible physical and mental damages that could have caused it before she accepted she was in fact royally fucked.

-Oh BTW some times those memories resurface/ are triggered. Fun. Incredibly pleasant when she's burning hot before she delusion can cool her down again. Yes Crucabena ended up almost getting burned just cause she did something that reminded Signora of Rostam. Like I said fun.

-I'm not saying Signora doesn't love her back it's just that she can't. She has love FOR her just. not to the same degree due to the reasons explained above

-Imagine being in a love triangle with one of your superios and her dead lover. Sucks to suck, wouldn’t want to be in the Knave's thigh highs.

-Fun fact Signora does NOT know of all the shit that goes down at the HotH. Tbf she never really asked but Crucabena is at least partially secretive

-Clervie was birthed as a way to get attention away from the shade things Crucabena did cause surely nobody would accuse her of childe abuse if she put her own biological daughter in there. On the flip side it did lead to a break up (?) and like 7 years of ghosting but heeeeey plan accomplished I guess??

-Flowers. Crucabena loves to gift flowers. That woman loves to do botanical stuff on the side idc. Don't ask about her fertilizer tho cause. Uhm. We all know what who it is

-Signora on the other hand gifts expensive whatever-s she collectes while on diplomatic missions across Teyvat because (as mentioned above) she's not exactly fully emotionally available so gift giving is the most accessible love language for her (this also applies to platonic bonds (eg. the HotH kids))

-Opera dates. No that's it that's the HC. You expect me to NOT make the Fontainian and the former singer with a music themes tattoo to go on opera dates?

-"Do I have a swordsmen kink? No I've only been with 2 over the course of 500 years. That's just a coincidence right?" midlife crisis on a Sunday

I have a lot more but that's what I have a fic for I guess?? I should really link my Ao3 on here huh

[zoesartspamm]

"i'll just do a quick warmup of that one cat meme before writing", i say lying-ly

someone tell rosa that NOBODY is taking that thing away from her there is ZERO reason for her to be all >:(

and someone tell bena to stop looking so smug she did NOTHING to deserve this

[doodlingwithlou]

NO follow-up questions, Crucabena processed and elected to ignore<3

[losingwithloutwitch]

Signora: That's not it, Bena. Crucabena: What isn't it? Signora: That's not being nice. That's putting on a nice blouse. Crucabena: I don't understand the difference. Signora: I know you don't.

[zoesartspamm]

Alright I made the kids suffer enough it's Bena's turn :D

Alternatively:

Imagine falling for your situationship who is still in love with her dead ex

(may or may not rewrite this 50 times)