SO, this is my friend Cardan, hes got a gorgeous face, I know. But don’t be fooled, his personality? HORRIBLE. oh, how do I deal with it? I just, tune him out. You’ve also got to tell him off every now and then, he does dumb things like pretending he can lie. It’s okay though, I don’t know if you know this, he has a tail, if he’s lying the end twitches, it’s really cute in all honesty. But don’t stare too much, he’ll bore you to death with his ranting about his superiority. Anyways, thanks for babysitting my fae (boy?)friend, don’t call me when shit goes wrong, I’ll be back monday xoxo, Neil