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[cruisedirector]

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

During the height of the pandemic in 2020, when IKEA announced that the company would stop publishing its iconic furniture catalog, Stephen Colbert made a joke on his at-home Late Show about how the only thing ever published that had more readers than the IKEA catalog was Harry Potter and the Unbuildable Ektorp. Dementordelta and I found that prompt very inspiring.

[unsettledreads]

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

Chapters: 10/10 Fandom: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling Rating: Mature Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Harry Potter/Severus Snape Characters: Harry Potter, Severus Snape, Hermione Granger, Draco Malfoy, Ron Weasley, Lucius Malfoy, Narcissa Black Malfoy, Minerva McGonagall, Horace Slughorn, Kingsley Shacklebolt, Arthur Weasley, Original Female Character(s), Original Male Character(s), Original Muggle Character(s) Additional Tags: Romance, Fortune Cookies, Post-Deathly Hallows, Not Epilogue Compliant, Restaurants, Magic, Mystery, Aurors, Potions, Severus Snape Lives, Good Draco Malfoy, Gay Male Character, Reunions, Sex, Eventual Happy Ending, Masturbation, Orgasm, Ministry of Magic, Quidditch Player Ginny Weasley, Minor Hermione Granger/Ron Weasley, Chinese Food, Family Issues, Bureaucracy, Espionage, Waiters & Waitresses Summary:

The more Harry visits his favorite Muggle Chinese restaurant, the stranger his fortunes become.

[larissajewelofficial]

@ryanrosecruisedirector U74. Having a blast aboard @carnival #inspiration #cruise #2020 #vacation #cruisedirector (at Carnival Inspiration Cruise Ship) https://www.instagram.com/p/B8aFu4xhbWr/?igshid=1uzc2g3m0gt1u

[cruisedirector]

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

analise010 podficced my ancient J/C story "Blackout"

[shawdy504]

@mattcruisedirector our #CruiseDirector #Cozumel #CozumelMexico 🛳 #Vacation2019 ...work hard play hard #Mexico #CruiseLife next stop is #CaymenIslands 😜👍🏽 (at Carnival Valor) https://www.instagram.com/p/B5llJXPFjXb/?igshid=6fi7xb9nbeuj

[albelmafia]

this is my attitude on my last day on #carnavalfashion had a fu"&£€# blast with @brittneyrojo as my #cruisedirector wow best ever hope to travel again soon to see the whole entertainment. gang https://www.instagram.com/p/B33JUZyDRJ8/?igshid=mx4yr4i8vo1o

[trascapades]

💜♎🎶🌍#ArtIsAWeapon #TBT #LibraSeason Celebrating the solar return of my fly, funny, fabulous friend @ninaananse!!! I’m grateful for every magical musical adventure we’ve shared, and I’m looking forward to so many more! We are JUST getting started! Thank you for your support, generosity and for always cheering me on! I love you!! #NinaAnanse #CruiseDirector #Globetrotter #Tastemaker #ATLWKNDR #HITP #Southport #Suncebeat #WMC #PuertoRico #MiCasa #MusicLover #Fashionista #MusicMadeUsFamily #TraScapades #MusicIsLife

📷 credits: Image 2 @therealmadamcj; Image 3 Lisa Andrews; Image 5 @jcrooms69; Image 9 Carlos Bell https://www.instagram.com/p/B3K2mK6lYic/?igshid=1ky6wfsof4idy

[stargazer31]

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#Day2 is also 70s night with #Motown Greatest Hits. That’s our #cruisedirector in the jumper and wig. We get down on this #cruise. #cruiselife #carnivalhorizon #carnivalcruise #carnivalhorizon2019 #love #vacation2019 #carnival #funship #dance #livelife (at America/Nassau) https://www.instagram.com/p/B0fC7Tmj9zA/?igshid=1sfc143vbav5l