#crunchy!!

[teenytinydinosaurs]

We bite through the Roombas, their circuits all wail, Red Hood is breaking, his protests turn frail. Each crunch is his torment, each chew is his doom, And he watches in horror—we ask for a spoon.

dedicating this to @jason-t0dd

iykyk ;)

we promise not to eat anymore if you'll give us icecream!!

[yummycrummy]

handing sr some lettuce. you know the fresh crunchy lettuce that just tastes so good even if you don’t like plain lettuce? i’d never give poor sr bad lettuce. he deserves good lettuce. 🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬

He likes to nibble on it like a rabbit 🐇

[airless--star]

workin out how to draw a new oc!! his name is lycoris and ive been playing him in like 5 different games. most of them are pokemon. one is fields of mistria. i plan to play her in veilguard once i get it!! xe's an any pronouns type bitch, and im mostly having fun with their fashion and various hairstyles!! they usually keep it long tho.

[so-much-for-subtlety]

I got dud these freeze-dried minnows (healthier than greenies) and he’s so confused

[hondmetsjaal]

you know that post about going through phases where like...toast is the best thing to you ever and if you don’t eat it you feel like you’ll die...that’s me with granola rn

[chaotically-coz]

eats your inbox

munch munch munch chew munch

Sits down and eats my inbox along with you

munch munch chew much munch

[dam-bluecookies]

i finished the cruel prince !!!!!!! i really liked the faerie lore and thought jude was super interesting as a character. i also think vivi's pretty cool i like her character with like the human stuff. i don't totally get why cardan has a crush on jude and why she might like him back yet but i assume it'll be clearer in the later books. i really liked the last 1/3 of the book like i was so invested in the plot and what would happen politically. i love the ending so i'm REALLY excited to read the wicked king (i'll update with my thoughts on that too if you want me to lol)

AHH THAT'S AMAZING

Okay so you'll definitely understand things more by the queen of nothing 👀 that's all I'll say

Also make sure to read how the king of Elfhame learned to hate stories! It gave me insight on Cardan's side