13 Weird Things You Thought Only You Did When You’re Talking To Your Crush
Ever had a crush on someone? I wouldn’t recommend it, personally, because having a crush on a real, human person is no joke. Well, sometimes it is, when you’ve had a crush for a while and you think they waved to you in the hallway at school, so you give the biggest, most vigorously unmistakable wave back, and they’re like, “No, I was waving at my girlfriend Sophie who is standing behind you,” and you’re like, “Oh, hahahahahaha, that’s so funny, I thought you were waving to me because I think about you literally all the time, so I interpret every slight movement you make in my direction as a sign that we will one day be betrothed. My mistake!” Considering the various forces involved in playing it off–mistaken identity, the construction of a meet cute gone wrong, your forced laughter and comically reddened face–this is a joke, technically. It’s just not very funny.
