#crying lmaoo

[wetforsylus]

fic where you ride the life sized sylus doll and bam. it suddenly comes to life. more horror than smut but.

is it surprising if i said i had this as a draft but i scrapped it after cus i was laughing so hard.

imagine u pathetically use the doll when ur so pent up but it’s impossible for u to cum… so then he just suddenly gains consciousness and fucks you better than you could yourself 😭😭

[bet-h]

bro this story is so good 😭😭

omggg i was in tears lmaooo iwbdjdnwkwndjnd

[mochiwrites]

Dear Mochi,

Regarding the last songbird installment;

OWOWOWOUCHIEOUCHIE HURTSHURTSHURTS RRRAAAGSBJSBZKSNSWHGYYTYYY WHYWHYWHYWHUWHHWKSNSK OUCHHHHHHHH

Deepest regards,

Parou <3

hehehehe hi parouuuu :3c

this is a very good letter thank you :>

[trickarrows-bishop]

“i missed that” 💀💀

[56blogsstillcrazy]

They put a 3 piece mixed on a salad 

[alexander]

plot twist: the guy texts me back promptly because he actually cares about me and the conversation we are having

[gnar-god]

Irrelevant AND illiterate. *Feminism, thanks =)

If someone’s a bitch I have literally zero obligations as a feminist to ignore the fact that they are and not call them out on it 😂😂😂 amazing. I guess I shouldn’t say Michael Jordan is an asshole either because I’m black and a Bulls fan right? Yeah, she’s racist and homophobic but she’s a woman so lets worship Courtney Love too, yeah? I’m queer so obviously every person in the LGBTQAA+ community is just a wonderful person who I should support regardless of any shitty qualities they may possess.

This logic is awesome guys, keep it coming, I’m bored.

[therealhamburglar]

Suck my ass all night long

Come off anon xo