#cryptic posts

[habitual-creatures]

I don’t wanna put you in a microwave Evan silly!

I just think you would be microwaveable

Like that one song… Possibly in Michigan

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[crypticintrigue]

[postalninja]

Umph. The writing today, it is just good.

[thisworldisstrangerthanyouknow]

human (derogatory)

[allamericanliminalroadtrip]

Its a once-in-a-century blizzard, again. You wonder how the weather man can maintain such an urgent tone after saying the very same things but a week before. You are advised not to leave your home. The stores always hold the strangest people when the snow falls hard. You are advised not to leave your home. You've never looked one in the eye, it seems trying to only makes them fade further. You are advised not to leave your home. You are advised not to leave your home

[maveragical]

Trans awareness week, B̷̧̨̨̧̧̛̛̛̛̛͖̘̜̼̰̼͍̺̘̦̭̝̝̥̻͇͔̰̱͕̻̭̼͙̳͖̭̠͔͇̘̳̖̪͇̯̘̮̻̭̰̗͍͖͚͔̗͉̳̣̯̮͐́͑̈́̀̊͊̑͐̉̏̃̋̈̅̔̊̇̉̔̑̏̇̍͗̾̑͗́͛̾̉̇̇̕͘̕͘͜͜͝͠͝͝͝ͅͅę̵̡̧̡̛̛͉̺͙̖̬̩͇̠͙̺̪͓̤͖̗̱̰͚̜̤̲̼̲̲̻̗̣̖̮͈̠̭͎̗̗̫̯͕͉̦̥̙̩̮̺̠̳͖̓̈́̀͋̂̊̐̐͊̌̅͋̽̓̏̊͆̆̆̅͌͂͋́̋́͌̿̚̚͜͜w̷̧̧̧̢̨̧̡̭̼͔͕͎̱͖̘̺̗̠̺̪̞̯̦̘̤̝̤͈̱̠̫̖̙̦̪̗̮̤̗͇̺͉̝̟̝͕̞͓̮̭͇̪̟̰̼̯͔͙̪̙̝̺͌̽̎͑̿̎́͆͋͒̿̓̂͘͠ą̵̧̨̲̱̺̹̬̲̥̯̞̣̻͖̫̺̼͎͎͇͔̞̲̑̎͑͗̀̾͜͝͠r̸̡̢̢̨̢̧̢͓͍̹̖̘̫̠̻̜̭͉̪͕̗̥̤̗͓̳̜͖̬̱͕̝̙͙̦͙͓̲̭͇͎̤̫̲͎͕͓͔͈̮̘͇͎̫̯̣̹̬̦͉͙͉̅̈́̽͛̃̿͘͜͜͜͜͜͜͜e̵̛̛͕̯͕͊̇̈̿̈́̀͗̇͛̆̓́̆͆̋͆̏̒̈́̏͘͠͝ ̴̡̧̡̛̛̩̺̩̹͚̫̣̩̺̬̙̥̻͚̮͓͍͂̎̅̔͛̃̀̄͊̎̂̅̆̽͋͑̀̃̀̔̀͂͂̋̓̓̓̉̐̓͋̈́̃̄̉͌͂͛̇̑͛͗̚͜͜ͅ m̶̧̨̛͓̤̻̜̲͙̥̗̘̠͓͇̟͕̖̟̥̼̹̤̼̮̦͖͓̣̝̝̖̹̺͎̳̞̪̙͖͔̦͖̝̼͉̝̯̲̳̥͈̖͎̭͎̣̮͇̣̰̞̟͖̳͈̟̞͓̜̥̥̪͛̅̈́͗͛̔̑͒̊͛̋͑̂̍̅́̐̔̾̾͒̀͑̈́͐̿̈͂̓̾͋̓̈́̏̈́̇̅̕̕͜͠͝͝͝ę̷̢̡̨̧̛͇͎̗̥̜̜̝͙͉̹̹̙̣̤̪͙͈̺̮̹͓̯͓̥͙̠͚̜̰̻̗̲͎̮̩̮̠͈̜̠͎̰͙͓̫͖̼͎̬͇̗͔̣͈̓̈́͑̽̽̃̀͑̇̀̔̾̋̈͆̅͐̃̉́͊̄͘͝ͅͅ

[itsalljustadreamanyways]

I hope one day I can slip through the veil

and truly know what it feels like to be nothing

[makemesing-oh-lalala]

If, for the first time in your fantastically short life, you are caught up on an intergalactic web of spider-mermaid hybrids, there is no need to panic. Simply act as though you have caught your sleeve in a door and go on about your day.