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"my expectations are low when it comes to her, but they can always go lower." well, that's one way to roast your own sister.

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@crypticdeku for any, u know the drill
"my expectations are low when it comes to her, but they can always go lower." well, that's one way to roast your own sister.
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“is my cousin denki ‘ere or is he still gettin’ brekky?”
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look. sometimes objects on desks just personally offended this son of a bitch. does he have any logic for what he’s doing? no. he just had the overwhelming compulsion to just. . . smack the shit out of the water bottle. and he didn’t even realize he did it until he heard it go across the room. . . shit.
shota just sort of looked at the water bottle where it landed, ignoring the stares. “sorry.” no explanation. only being a bastard.
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maybe. . . visiting his family at ua was a mistake-- of course the day he decided to visit would be the day there was some kind of villain attack. he wasn’t really sure what was going on, he’d been running to try and get somewhere safe, saw a villain and it seemed like they just disappeared and. . . halls were calm suddenly. weird. it almost felt like he was somewhere else but he knew these halls like the back of his hand.
he checked his phone but found no service-- maybe the signals had been blocked? he didn’t know. he shoved it back into his deku hoodie and wandered around the school, trying to find someone familiar-- only to run directly into someone when he wasn’t paying attention. and-- well, it was a familiar face. just much younger.
blue eyes went wide and his jaw dropped for a moment. you see, if he were a rational young man he probably would have been worried, had a million racing thoughts. but his mind was short circuiting because his goddamn idol was in front of him.
“d-deku?” he was startled, sure, but slowly the shock turned to excitement, pure joy, a massive grin pulling at his lips. “it’s really you, isn’t it!?”
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“midoriya?” there was concern in his voice, the boy was always troubled but. . . well, he couldn’t help but to worry. “is everything alright?”
@crypticdeku said: "I'M TELLING DAD YOU SAID A BAD FUCKING WORD."
“SNITCHES GET STITCHES, MOTHERFUCKER.”
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“god has cursed me for my hubris and my work is never finished.”
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“hey, kids, you wanna see a dead body?” how did he even get here carrying that massive corpse around? well, he’d never tell, but it was dropped gracelessly to the ground as if this feat was nothing. he licked his lips, having gorged like a goddamn tick on the bastard’s blood. “please, please, hold your applause.”