#cryptid shitposting

[odysseyeight]

My Gender Is:

✖ Male

✖ Female

✔Completely Fuckin Feral

[lichen-thr0pe]

[goatmommy-ari]

My nasty lil goblin son started eating my cactus today so I've just spent the last hour removing the thorns from his mouth. He immediately began eating the cactus yet again and I don't know what I expected.

[supervisionx]

"See what happens to greedy people"

A page from my mushroom book- Mushroom Demystified

[himiona]

dear diary,

I currently have insomnia... and with that I realized how beautiful the dawn is, when I look outside, all I see is peace and calm, as if in the world there was only me and my cat. However, sometimes I feel lonely, as if I were a ghost, haunting my own home...

[live-like-ghibli]

sometimes i just gotta look in the mirror to remind myself i exist but other times i pass by a mirror unexpectedly and it reminds me i exist and i nearly scream

[odysseyeight]

It's fine to identify closely with an already existing cryptid but remember that you are your own individual creature of the night. You are a unique otherworldly being and it is perfectly wonderful to develop your own cryptic nature. Get out there and grow those antlers or speak that mud and rock language. Be the cryptid you wish to see in the woods, you beautiful abomination.

[lichen-thr0pe]