#cryptid shitposting

[kward-the-local-cryptid]

My roomate does not like ice in his drink, so he strained soda from the ice. He turned to me and asked, “Would you like a cup of ice?”  And I looked at the offered cup of ice and made a happy, “ooooooooo” noise followed by a very excited, “yes please.”  My roommate fully gets me. Is this what it’s like for you mortals to be in love?

The ice is happily in the freezer ready for prime crouching and sipping tomorrow.  On a completely unrelated side note, how do I approach a non-cryiptid and their partner about joining in a platonic polyamours relationship? Asking for a friend.

[lichen-thr0pe]

[lichen-thr0pe]

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[odysseyeight]

It's fine to identify closely with an already existing cryptid but remember that you are your own individual creature of the night. You are a unique otherworldly being and it is perfectly wonderful to develop your own cryptic nature. Get out there and grow those antlers or speak that mud and rock language. Be the cryptid you wish to see in the woods, you beautiful abomination.

[goatmommy-ari]

My one year old (adopted) sister has figured out that rubbing her face on my goblin sons face will make him vibrate and play with her. She is also screaming "NYOOWWW ASSER"( his name is gaster ) to summon him. They have been running around screaming and playing, as annoying as this is they are both out of trouble and not in my houseplants.

[goatmommy-ari]

My nasty lil goblin son started eating my cactus today so I've just spent the last hour removing the thorns from his mouth. He immediately began eating the cactus yet again and I don't know what I expected.

[odysseyeight]

Let's be real, December 26th through December 31st is the ultimate liminal space. There isnt another time during the year that comes anywhere close to this time. If you're ever looking to feel that "time isn't real and neither am I right now" feeling this is the time.