#cryptidknife

[pastel-prayers]

fun hc time: what's joseph's favourite activity to do with the kids? does mary ever join?

((Joseph loves board games. A lot. Maybe too much. Mary sometimes joins in, even more so since the divorce.))

[jxmmybuffett]

re: 'how's my portrayal' - i've interacted with you like twice but FROM LOOKING AT OTHER INTERACTIONS AS WELL AS THOSE i can safely say You're Doing Wonderfully and your writing style is SUPER ic for joseph :3c

thank you so much!! I, like joe, am a dramatic little fuck so its a perfect match >:) no but…….. listen, feel free to kick this man’s ass anytime ))

[jxmmybuffett]

‘ sorry, what was that? i couldn’t hear you over the bullshit. ’ [ DID SOMEONE SAY FIGHT HIM ]

@cryptidknife

The genuine desire to sucker punch a neighbor wasn’t a plight Joseph suffered from frequently, but he supposed Robert was a matter far apart from any other. Heat blossomed behind his eyes, and he could feel the headache that emerged each time they got into something like this rapidly approaching. 

“You’re an adult, Robert. Why don’t you start acting like one?” 

[whinemcm]

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mary shook her head, tears streaming down her face. she could feel her blood boiling. in all honesty she wasn’t as hurt by the fact that joseph had cheated on her. things between them had started to go bad awhile ago. it had just hurt that it had been her best friend. someone she trusted more than she trusted herself. now she realized what a mistake that had been.

she wiped at her eyes. she told herself she wasn’t going to take him up on his offer to slap him. she was better than that. she didn’t need to resort to that.  ❝things like this just don’t happen, robert.❞ she shook her head.  ❝i had trusted you so much...❞

[magicmonstersandmischief]

[cryptidknife] "Pal, you could look like Idris Elba and I still wouldn't want you in my house. Jesus." Paranoia +10. Kriss pls. [ i'm a serious fuckin writer ]

“We could test that theory, if you want.” he’d already made himself far too comfortable in the man’s living room, “Besides. I’m giving Ash a little break from me. Thought you could deal.”

[thecoolminister]

[msg: don't call him] sure did. it's a problem for future me [msg: don't call him] you ever really look at the moon

[msg: Rob] You’re going to hate yourself tomorrow, I’m telling you.[msg: Rob] Yes, I look at the moon sometimes.[msg: Rob] ...why?

[und-e-ad-archive]

cryptidknife replied to your post: [msg: oj and toothpaste] the knowledge of dtf is...

[ RIP BOTH OF THEM G-D alternatively robert shows up and is Clearly Too Fucking Drunk For This and they can sit around being awkward idiots while robert talks about cryptids. r i p ]

ngl I was pretty much planning for Ced to be like “....well fuck you are definitely too wasted for this to happen”

[und-e-ad-archive]

[msg: oj and toothpaste] the knowledge of dtf is passed down through our dna. it's science [msg: oj and toothpaste] but also if u were """dtf""" i'd suggest you open your front door bc i'd be outside your place in 8 minutes [msg: oj and toothpaste] theoretically

He had to snort at that; considering that his DNA predated the discovery of electricity and, in turn, phones and text-speak, he very much doubted that theory.

Not that that mattered, apparently he theoretically had eight minutes to make sure he was at least somewhat presentable. He tapped a quick “Okay” into his phone and ducked into the bathroom before heading to the front window, glancing out and scanning the view for Robert.