#cryptkids

[cryptkid-kindergxrten]

New Cryptic Kids

1. Rosey Lazarus. A descendent of mothman. She is 4 years old and a very sleepy and peaceful child. She has a very bad fear of the dark and cannot sleep without her nightlight, blankie, and her plushie, Starfy. She also loves nature and bug collecting.

2. Chupa. A descendent of the chupacabra. Not much is known about them. They are an entity of chaos and mischief shrouded by a cloud of mystery. They also show a great disdain for their monstrous background, having no control over their rage. They choose to live in the shadows to avoid being ridiculed and berated by humans, but deep down, they yearn for a family.

3. Orion and Aurora Alicorn. Twin children who are descendants of the unicorn and Pegasus. Orion is a rough and tumble boy with a strong sense of pride. He is very protective of his younger twin, Aurora, due to her naivety. If anyone bullies her, he’d rush at them at full speed, launching them into the nearest tree. However, the other way around is opposite.

Aurora is a very sweet, artistic, and naive girl. She loves nature, stickers, and painting. She loves her big brother to bits and always stays by his side. So much that most people confuse him for a girl, which makes him very insecure. If anyone bullies him, Aurora shows different colors. The twins will switch places and target their bullies to mess with them. Sometimes confusing the enemy is more cathartic than pummeling the enemy.

4. Oliver Hedwig. A descendent of the Owlman, this sweet boy is an absolute bookworm who loves anything Harry Potter, pokemon, or anything in between. His favorite plushie is a Tandemaus he named Scabbers. He is often picked on because of his love of reading, but he doesnt let it bother him. Sometimes, he twists his head 360 to freak out the bullies.

Choose your new cryptid friend

Shoutout to @beatenbobby for help on creating these sweeties

[noahselack]

channel 3′s gotta hire a fucking meteorologist

[cowardhe]

who wants to go cryptid hunting for my self esteem. also mothman.

[cryptkidspodcast]

i love the skull cow... she is outstanding in her field 

[cryptkiddos]

Jhon

the Jhon’s name was created when Little S spelled the Jhons name wrong and it just stuck with everyone. Everyone uses “the Jhon” as the jhons pronoun because when the Jhon says its the “Flork” gender everyone just sticks with “the Jhon”. No one realy knows Jhon’s age even the Jhon itself so we all assume Jhon is 12/12 years old. Jhon acts really sassy at time but to unknown people the jhon likes to keep to itself and lets the group do the talking. Even though it doesnt know much about Earth it trys to keep up on its reading ,but form time to time screws up on its definition or knowledge.

[nooly]

i'm so pumped for the cryptkids podcast, it's such a cool idea

ahh thank you so much! goobs and i are also really excited! our goal is to record on friday and post friday/saturday! (our first topic is good old nessie!!) thanks for the positive feedback tho! we’re pretty astounded anyone actually listened to us lmao

[cryptkid-kindergxrten]

New Cryptkid

Meet Diablo Mange.

He’s 5 years old and son of the dogman. So he’s a dogboy.

He lives up to his name as he is a very rambunctious and troublemaking boy. He loves to play pranks and cause mischief. Jekyll looks to him like a big brother.

He can be very quick to anger and lash out at anyone he sees as a threat. He is very protective of little Jekyll. He’s not the best influence though, but he’s trying.

His favorite toy is a gloomy bear named Fangs.

Say hi to this troublemaker pup. Be careful. He bites.

[cryptkidspodcast]

i’ve got nothing going on for a bit and i’d love to do some cryptid doodles! send a suggestion to the ask box as to what i should draw.